Worst. Alarmclock. Ever. (1 Viewer)

Your alarm clock makes your legs cramp? I'd get a new one.
 
Heh, I'd like to submit mine as the worst *actual* alarm clock ever...

I won it from a Surge bottle cap... the alarm is the catch phrase from the commercials... yes, the alarm is a guy yelling "SUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE!!!!!"

For 6 years it always scared the bejeezus out of me every morning- best way to make sure you're wide awake and dont go back to sleep.
 
My cousin threw a crayon at me and it hit me smack in the eye while I was asleep.
Instantly I dreamt his truck e-brake lever had released and hit me in the eye.

Definitely my worst alarm clock moment.

Dang Church Point cajuns.
 
We used to have this alarm clock that would speak to you. It was made in China and spoke to you in a distinct Chinese accent.

When the alarm would go off it would say, " Rake up, Sweepy head! Don't sweep your wife away!"
 
Have the leg cramp thing often.

Take flaxseed oil or flaxseed pills and your problems will be solved.
 

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