Worst. Alarmclock. Ever. (1 Viewer)

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Your alarm clock makes your legs cramp? I'd get a new one.
 

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Heh, I'd like to submit mine as the worst *actual* alarm clock ever...

I won it from a Surge bottle cap... the alarm is the catch phrase from the commercials... yes, the alarm is a guy yelling "SUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE!!!!!"

For 6 years it always scared the bejeezus out of me every morning- best way to make sure you're wide awake and dont go back to sleep.
 
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My cousin threw a crayon at me and it hit me smack in the eye while I was asleep.
Instantly I dreamt his truck e-brake lever had released and hit me in the eye.

Definitely my worst alarm clock moment.

Dang Church Point cajuns.
 

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We used to have this alarm clock that would speak to you. It was made in China and spoke to you in a distinct Chinese accent.

When the alarm would go off it would say, " Rake up, Sweepy head! Don't sweep your wife away!"
 

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Have the leg cramp thing often.

Take flaxseed oil or flaxseed pills and your problems will be solved.
 

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