Yo mama or Chuck Norris jokes-which was the best? (2 Viewers)

[Swampy Saint]

Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Those are just two I found

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I always felt a bit about to mama jokes

But there was one - yo mama so dense light bends around her - I thought was very clever

 

[SWJJ]

Chuck Norris Jokes >>>>> Yo mama jokes.

 

[Infoman]

Chuck Norris once had a stunt double - But just for the crying scenes.

Ya momma so fat, her blood type is gravy.

I'd imagine the first person in human history to get hit with a Ya Mama joke... must have burst into flames of sadness and humiliation.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Six percent of grizzly bears think they can beat Chuck Norris

 

[MudvilleStomper]

Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck look like a package of hot dogs.

 

[STEWDADDY34]

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Those are two that I thought of that were funny to me when I first heard them.

 

[efil4stnias]

But there was one - yo mama so dense light bends around her - I thought was very clever

see, i went for the much tamer, juvenile ones.

For instance,

yo mama so black, when she wears a yellow belt, looks like a double cheeseburger

or

yo mama so poor, when i was at yo house, i saw cigarette burning on the floor so i stomped it out. Yo mama leaned out the kitchen and yelled " Yo who turned off the heat"?

 

[Swampy Saint]

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

 

[livefromDC]

Yo mama is bowlegged with a kickstand, when she stops walking it looks like this...

...oh I guess you had to be there.

 

[Swampy Saint]

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[faceman]

Your momma so fat I tried to drive around her and ran out of gas.

 

[antipop]

@zeetes once had a Chuck Norris t-shirt so i am going with that

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

wypipo trying to run dozens

 

[livefromDC]

wypipo trying to run dozens