Yo mama or Chuck Norris jokes-which was the best? (3 Viewers)

[Moon]

It's cool, cause yo mama smell so bad, she made Right Guard turn left.....................she made Speed Sick so slow down.............and she made Sure think twice


Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Islands

 

[saintmdterps]

Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck look like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama so fat that if someone told her to haul *** she’d have to make 2 trips

They were called jumpolines until yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama so ugly she make a freight train take a dirt road

 

[SammyIsGod]

My friends and I still share Chuck Norris facts whenever we run a cross a new one. They still crack me up. Thanks for the new one above, Moon! Some of my faves from off the top of my head:

- Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 37 people. And then it exploded.
- Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Problem is, he has never cried.
- When God first said "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris replied, "You didn't say please..."
- The T-rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the T-rex.
- They once filmed a movie called "Chuck Norris Versus Every Movie Villain Ever." It was never released because it was only eight seconds long.
- They once aired a rerun of "Walker, Texas Ranger" in France. The entire country immediately surrendered, just to be on the safe side.

God, I love me some Chuck Norris facts!

 

[Nisey55]

Yo mama so ugly even Chuck Norris went blind.

Sorry, I made that up 2 seconds ago.

 

[SammyIsGod]

Chuck Norris likes his meet so rare, he only eats unicorns.

 

[Sailorsaint]

- They once aired a rerun of "Walker, Texas Ranger" in France. The entire country immediately surrendered, just to be on the safe side.

God, I love me some Chuck Norris facts!

That one was a spit take!

 

[MarylandWHODAT]

Yo mama is so stupid, when someone said it's chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and said, "When do we eat?"

Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's. He pushes the world down.

 

[Swampy Saint]

Yo mama so fat...she jumped up and got stuck.

 

[SammyIsGod]

The only Yo Mama one I thought was worth remembering from Junior High is:

Yo Mama is so fat, when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her...

 

[Icon]

The Yo Mama jokes were stupid-funny.

The Chuck Norris jokes, while many of them were funny/clever, just seemed to get beaten into the ground after a while in the 2000s.

Even the "Smudge the Cat" memes, which had probably close to a 2 year run, seemed to pale in comparison to the run that the Chuck Norris jokes had.

 

[MudvilleStomper]

To Bill Brasky!!

 

[Madmarsha]

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

 

[GeauxWhoDats]

I dare you to make a Yo Momma joke about Chuck Norris's Momma.

 

[ShortFuzed9]

My vote is the momma jokes, you would have to demonstrate a Chuck Norris Joke thats better than a Momma joke.

Yo Momma SOOOOOOOO BIG WHEN SHE WEARS HIGH HEELS SHE STRIKES OIL!

 

[2fya]

Yo mommas so black, when she went to night school she got marked absent

Yo mommas so nasty, when she got off the bus, a cop gave the bus driver a ticket for littering