Consistently, I'd say Breast.You only get one piece - what’s your go-to piece of chicken?
I’m a thigh guy
Grown men have no business choosing legs or tenders if they have both hands at their disposal. If you're on the parade route and you've got a toddler to 26 year old on your shoulders, then it's understandable. Legs are perfect for service.Lol. I just asked my wife for her thoughts on the matter. Without hesitation her answer was tender.
Translation: Give me around half a chicken to show my dominance.Grown men have no business choosing legs or tenders if they have both hands at their disposal. If you're on the parade route and you've got a toddler to 26 year old on your shoulders, then it's understandable. Legs are perfect for service.
My choice: Breast. I don't like breast, because you never know what you're going to get. It may be dry, it may be just right. There's risk in taking the breast, but I'll take it. As the head of the household, it's expected of me. I take the risk. I get the biggest piece as the leader of my pack. When other guys are present, they defer to me to make my choice first solemnly bowing their heads as I approach the offerings. It's sustenance first. My personal feelings aside, I take the breast as an affirmation that I'm still willing to be the alpha for our pack. The breast belongs to me. Have at it with what remains...
....but save me a thigh. After my familial obligations are complete I'm coming for the thigh.
NSFW languageThe big piece of chicken.
That's all Daddy gets...is the big piece of chicken.
That's right. And some women don't want to give up the big piece of chicken.
Who the **** is you...to keep the big piece of chicken?
How dare you keep the big piece of chicken!
A man can't work hours and come home to a wing.
Probably should've clarified - a good breast isn't dry, but if it is - I'd take a drumstick over it. So when I made the list, I'm thinking optimum-ly fried pieces. And a juicy breast is totally possible and they're spectacularNo way Oye. Breasts always seem to be too dry for my taste. Flip leg and breast and I will go with that