Like several of these types of holidays I have about an 80% chance of hitting it and not even knowing it.This might be a good time to remind everyone that National Fried Chicken Day is July 6th. Please plan your schedules accordingly.
You're a savage! Just stand over the garbage and have the crumbs fall in there. Plus if it's in a room with a door like mine you can close the door and kind of hide.Another joy of life - coming home late at night and remembering you have a piece of cold chicken in the fridge.
Just eat it standing over the sink so the crumbs fall in there. And be happy you’re alive.