Your favorite piece of fried chicken (1 Viewer)

Another joy of life - coming home late at night and remembering you have a piece of cold chicken in the fridge.

Just eat it standing over the sink so the crumbs fall in there. And be happy you’re alive.
 
You have to specify where you're getting the chicken from. If the establishment uses low quality bird, you've got to go white meat, which means the breast. If the bird is nice and clean, I'm going with a thigh as the most flavorful and rewarding..

I'm late to the chicken party but I just had to come in and ask what kind of rewards you are getting from that piece of fried chicken?

and I of course only go with one piece, the chicken tacoe.

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Thighs then wings for me. Breast meat is always too dry and the drumsticks have those stupid tendons in them that might as well be meat gum cause you can't chew through them.
 
If you take the time and effort to do gizzards right, they are not tough, they can melt in your mouth. But it takes more work than most people are willing to put in.

thigh > leg > wing.......you can keep the breasts
 
- What are we having for dinner? - Chicken.
Four backs and three necks.
- Well, that's enough.
- Enough for two, but not for three.
- Good-bye, Jason.
- Would you listen to me? I'll give him one of my backs.
Well, it's your back and not my neck.
Good.
Come on, Jason.
I'll go upstairs and get cleaned up, and I'll be right back down.
Say, kid, don't touch none of that stuff.
That's valuable.
Yeah, this is valuable stuff here.
You know what this is? Uh-huh, junk.
Don't be funny.
You might be younger than I am, but I can still give you one of these.
- You got that? - Yes, sir.
Come on in the kitchen and wash your hands.
If you're gonna eat with us, you gotta wash your hands.
- You wash your hands? - Yes, sir.
Good.
You're always supposed to wash your hands every time before you eat.
And from the looks of you, you should have the cleanest hands on your block.
- Now, you like chicken? - Yes, sir.
What do you like, backs or necks? I like necks.
You do, huh? Well, you know, backs are better for you.
Yeah, but I like necks.
Yeah, well, see, backs are the best for you.
Because if you eat necks, you might get one of them bones in your throat and then you'll grow a chicken neck.
- Really? - Yeah.
Haven't you seen people with them little chicken necks? Real ugly.
Then when you grow up, you won't even be able to get a shave.
You'll have to go have your neck plucked.
Now what do you want? - I'll take the back.
- Good boy.
 

The other day when I was in line to get chicken at the gas station at 8:30am (there's always a line - mostly men dressed for a day's labor somewhere) and the guy behind me tells his buddy. "This chicken is good!! The other day, mine had feathers in it."
 
The other day when I was in line to get chicken at the gas station at 8:30am (there's always a line - mostly men dressed for a day's labor somewhere) and the guy behind me tells his buddy. "This chicken is good!! The other day, mine had feathers in it."

Feathers let you know its legit and not a rebranded fruit bat.
 
*Insert Sandor Clegane quote here*
 
I like all the pieces of fried chicken, but my favorite is the drum stick. If any of you make it up to North Louisiana, you have to try Southern Classic it is the best chain fried chicken I've ever had and second isn't even close.
 

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