zeetes is old! (1 Viewer)

[zeetes]

Who?

 

[St. Widge]

I bought you some hearthstone packs

What is that? Is that some sort of new expansion to the Pokemon app?

 

[antipop]

what does this have to do with nostalgia??

 

[uproar90]

Anyone up for Mercs & Muggers tonight?

 

[The Mongoose]

Anyone up for Mercs & Muggers tonight?

What you do in your bedroom is your business.

 

[uproar90]

What you do in your bedroom is your business.

So you're not interested?

 

[The Mongoose]

I never said that.

 

[kcirdor]

Who's buying Ammo?

 

[uproar90]

Who's buying Ammo?

Apparently ManGrease is buying...

 

[uproar90]

I never said that.

If you're going to commit, it has to be all go... None of this "I've changed my mind!" half-way through.



If you're in, then your shopping list is as follows:

1 - pair of shoulder length rubber gloves (might want to invest in hip, or even chest waders too)
2 - male alpacas
4 - ratchet straps w/ 500 lb load capacity (each)
1 - 50 lb bag of green/raw peanuts
8 - qts SAE 30 oil. No synthetics, no synthetic blends
1 - biggest tarp you can find. Trust me. Keep looking until you find one and say to yourself "there's no way there is a bigger tarp in this world, or any other for that matter"
1 - burner phone (trust me. This is critical)


Your target is whodatfever. He'll meet you at the Taco Bell on Clearview across from Bestbuy in Elmwood.

He'll tell you what to do when you get there.

Good luck.


After, he'll insist on trading phone numbers. Give him the burner phone #. It has to be activated though. He'll insist on calling you right then to make sure he's got the number right.




Oh yeah... There is no safe word.

He'll cry a bit, but those are tears of joy.

 

[antipop]

probably need some ball bearings too

it's all ball bearings these days

 

[uproar90]

****... Almost forgot. Do you have a vice?

 

[antipop]

vise, imo

 

[uproar90]

Wasn't asking you...

 

[The Mongoose]

I have both types.