Taylor Swift Super Bowl Halftime Show (Update: Not True)

Yeah… I know she plays some music. I’m just tired of musical acts devolving into borderline striptease shows.

Now, don’t get me wrong… striptease shows are fine and dandy, but keep them separate from my live music, baby!

Edit to add: Give me, like, Rage Against the Machine at the Super Bowl. I know that type of venue is totally against that band’s whole identity, but that type of arse kicking band would tear the roof off.
Rage is the Colin Kaepernick of bands. Not gonna happen in today’s NFL