Vehicle plows into crowd on Bourbon St., with 14 fatalities

If your oil pan can't take a 2' drop onto concrete you have the wrong vehicle.
I worked with a guy from Phoenix who temporarily lived in Lakeview off St. Bernard. He said at the time his wife was going to be moving there a few weeks later with their Mustang.

Me: "Uhhhh... you have noticed those potholes have you?"

Him: "Yeah. I'm wondering if need to trade it in once she gets here."