Definitely not a bag of drugs (1 Viewer)

[Optimus Prime]

Police officers in Portland, Oregon, stopped a car Tuesday night when they noticed a bag inside that said “Definitely not a bag full of drugs”. It, in fact, was – full of drugs: 79 blue fentanyl pills, three fake oxycodone tablets and 230g of methamphetamine, to be exact.

Officers pulled over a man and a woman who were driving a stolen car near the intersection of SE 162nd Avenue and Division, according to the Portland police bureau. Inside the car, officers noticed that the Ford Taurus’s ignition had been visibly tampered with – and spotted baggies of drugs.

“The driver and passenger were both arrested,” said Portland police public information officer Sergeant Kevin Allen. “Inside the vehicle was a substantial number of packaged drugs including methamphetamine and blue fentanyl pills, multiple scales, money and a loaded firearm.”


Many of the baggies of drugs had been stored in a brown canvas bag reading “Definitely not a bag full of drugs”. A photo of the officers’ bust – including the bag – garnered media attention on X……

Oregon police find bag full of drugs marked ‘definitely not a bag full of drugs’

Driver and passenger arrested after search of car in Portland turns up fentanyl, methamphetamine, cash and loaded gun

www.theguardian.com

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

 

[zeetes]

i have a similar story that i will not further share.

 

[TheRealJRad]

I like how in the middle of all this they had 3 fake oxys

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Where’s the trust?

 

[soupcan dan]

TECHNICALLY---it wasn't filled with drugs.

 

[CoolBrees]

That is how we roll in the PNW.

We also have -

"Not cheating on my wife" condoms

and

"doing research for my master's thesis" pornography

 

[0rion]

Hmmm....that's surprising. Usually drug dealers are some of the smartest people you run into.

 

[tenordas]

If only they'd remembered to put the "Definitely Not a Stolen Car" bumper sticker on the back of the car, they'd never have gotten pulled over in the first place.

Got to take care of all the little details, man.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Hmmm....that's surprising. Usually drug dealers are some of the smartest people you run into.

Well…we know the ones who got caught
The smart drug dealers don’t get caught
So who knows what is the % of each

 

[0rion]

Well…we know the ones who got caught
The smart drug dealers don’t get caught
So who knows what is the % of each

Well....they all sell drugs so there's that.

 

[baarbogast]

Well....they all sell drugs so there's that.

Wholesale or retail? Asking for a friend

 

[0rion]

Wholesale or retail? Asking for a friend

Market prices

 

[livefromDC]

Hmmm....that's surprising. Usually drug dealers are some of the smartest people you run into.

Usually?

So uh, you run into drug dealers often?

 

[0rion]

Usually?

So uh, you run into drug dealers often?

Everytime I'm in public I feel like I'm surrounded by them.