How To Handle Annoying Seatmates On An Airplane (1 Viewer)

[bigpooch]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen

5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying

6. Then hit this link


http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

 

[domedog316]

and be on every airlines crap list......good luck getting on a flight without harrassment for the rest of your life...lol!

 

[jpcdolphan]

You forgot to add the last couple of steps.

7) Curl into fetal position to minimize damage incurred by planeload of passengers trying to rip you apart limb from limb.

8) Enjoy FBI administered full body cavity search upon landing.

 

[billinms]

and be on every airlines crap list......good luck getting on a flight without harrassment for the rest of your life...lol!

lus-un2:

Airline security isn't pleasant under the best of conditions.

 

[2fya]

haha that is classic

 

[ra]

Just fart.
A lot.

That's what I do.

 

[sykobob671]

:00000696:

 

[runDeucerun]

just pray that the annoying person does not train in mixed martial arts... you'll be getting 9 second of butt whooping.

 

[Doobsdemons]

Just fart.
A lot.

That's what I do.

And if that fails, take it up a notch....burritos and laxatives.....uh... and Depends!

 

[RiverCitySaint]

I was going to suggest eating that minced garlic right out of the jar and breathe real hard in their direction.

 

[TriPolarTroy]

Pick your nose and eat it....scratch your butt a few dozen times.

 

[JOElittleBIGhorn]

Push them off the plane.