I am violently hungover

[whodatfever]

After the parade yesterday I was recklessly overserved at a local pub and now am having the worst day of my life. The smallest movement produces copious amounts of torrential sweat, my contacts are fused to my eyeballs and there is a man in my head rhythmically walloping my brain with a sledgehammer. My body has been liberated of all moisture and my tongue must have spent some time in an ashtray. My breath suggests that I have been sucking farts out of rat bottoms and the dogs refuse to come near me. I've contacted Leitz-Eagan and reserved Tuesday for myself. I wonder if anyone might have a suggestion as to how I might alleviate this condition.

 

[antipop]

get some lance peanut butter crackers and 7up for your stomach......drink massive amounts of water or gatorade.....tylenol is your freind....and go to sleep


or do a couple of shots of jagermeister

 

[Saint_on_Helium]

You might need a suppository to rehydrate so you can chill your stomach out without puking when you drink water.

 

[nolaboy5280]

After the parade yesterday I was recklessly overserved at a local pub and now am having the worst day of my life. The smallest movement produces copious amounts of torrential sweat, my contacts are fused to my eyeballs and there is a man in my head rhythmically walloping my brain with a sledgehammer. My body has been liberated of all moisture and my tongue must have spent some time in an ashtray. My breath suggests that I have been sucking farts out of rat bottoms and the dogs refuse to come near me. I've contacted Leitz-Eagan and reserved Tuesday for myself. I wonder if anyone might have a suggestion as to how I might alleviate this condition.

were you recklessly overserved or did you recklessly over order ????

 

[noxid13]

After the parade yesterday I was recklessly overserved at a local pub and now am having the worst day of my life. The smallest movement produces copious amounts of torrential sweat, my contacts are fused to my eyeballs and there is a man in my head rhythmically walloping my brain with a sledgehammer. My body has been liberated of all moisture and my tongue must have spent some time in an ashtray. My breath suggests that I have been sucking farts out of rat bottoms and the dogs refuse to come near me. I've contacted Leitz-Eagan and reserved Tuesday for myself. I wonder if anyone might have a suggestion as to how I might alleviate this condition.

lus-un2:
I resemble this right now. I was 2 hours late to work, and I am seriously thinking about going home early. I almost ****** myself when I read your comment about the rat bottoms. I really should go to the rest room and throw up. The scary part is next weekend is the real party.

 

[Sprung]

Retox!!!!

 

[BullDawg]

get some lance peanut butter crackers and 7up for your stomach......drink massive amounts of water or gatorade.....tylenol is your freind....and go to sleep


or do a couple of shots of jagermeister

Might want to avoid tylenol and opt for asprin or ibuprofen instead. Tylenol and alcohol don't mix too well in the old liver.

 

[St. Roux]

water, water, water, and sleep......

 

[whodatfever]

My bathroom visits are becoming increasingly disagreeable. The last one looked like the aftermath of the O.J. crime scene. Why don't I ever learn. If I find out who invented Jaegermeister I'm gonna beat him with a hose.

 

[MadScientist]

Whatever you do, try not to think about raw oysters or snot.

 

[killah]

Get some of that vitamin water and mainline it. I have not been hung over like that for quite some time.

 

[Wolbrat]

Drink a Bloody Mary.

Eat a cheeseburger and fries. Drink a Coke.

Take a nap.

Repeat as needed.

 

[therod]

Ouch... I haven't felt like that since the Dome opener.
I get sick to my stomach thinking about it.

 

[Jacob]

Gatorade
A fast food grilled chicken sandwich
Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream