Peyton goes to Heaven Joke (1 Viewer)

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Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to
Heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the Window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his Way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the Corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall Flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, A New Orleans Saints towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be
Ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold
Many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's Mine."

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