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[nolaspe]

Must have been a hell of a trip...

Naked Kentucky man broke into home, ‘used mushrooms with Jesus,’ report says

Police in Kentucky on Thursday arrested a man accused of breaking into a home after he reportedly claimed he “used mushrooms with Jesus.”

wgno.com

While in custody, Stefanopoulos reportedly said he had “used mushrooms with Jesus and that they were playing a virtual reality video game together,” the report said.

 

[efil4stnias]

yep shrooms will do that

 

[WhoDatPhan78]

Jesus would have told him to strip down to nothing but a mask.

 

[gavinj]

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

 

[Dago]

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

so do shrooms

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I didn’t get the sense that he was sorry

 

[Dago]

I didn’t get the sense that he was sorry

why would you be sorry for doing the Lord's work?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

why would you be sorry for doing the Lord's work?

I’m sure it’s even in the Beatitudes somewhere

 

[buzd]

yep shrooms will do that

I suspect it wasn't the shrooms' fault.

It's Kentucky.

 

[Yatman]

It's Kentucky.

which explains johnny depp

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

which explains johnny depp

Depp has admitted that he comes from a family of hillbillies.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

Nothing but good trips when I was younger.

I met a very friendly purple dragon once.

And I was guitar god material on shrooms.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Nothing but good trips when I was younger.

I met a very friendly purple dragon once.

And I was guitar god material on shrooms.

I saw God once. I was watching the movie Bless The Child and the ending when his light descended, yeah, I thought I saw God. I knew what was happening but it's how I felt at the moment.

 

[soupcan dan]

i'd like to see jesus puke with me.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Nothing but good trips when I was younger.

I met a very friendly purple dragon once.

And I was guitar god material on shrooms.

I saw an invisible man in a plaid jacket and checkered pants
He encouraged me to shuffle a circle to create the portal
I also brought bagels to an African village 17 centuries ago