Taysom Hill > Chuck Norris (1 Viewer)

[Artifactual]

With most of us here high on TH7s most recent production and also the production over the course of his Saints career, I'm starting a ( Yes Another One! ) Special Taysom Hill Thread.

I'll start with:

Chuck Norris holds Taysom Hills Jock, but only when it's not in use.

 

[Andrus]

Once a cobra bit Taysom Hill's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died

 

[Madmarsha]

The dinosaurs looked at Taysom Hill the wrong way once. Now you know the rest of the story.

 

[Artifactual]

Michael Myers now uses a Swiss Army Knife!

 

[SaintBoof]

Taysom Hill killed 2 stones with 1 bird.

 

[Andrus]

Michael Myers now uses a Swiss Army Knife!

The Swiss Army now uses Taysom Hill Knives.

 

[Andrus]

Taysom Hill is so fast he can run around the world and tackle himself from behind.

 

[dutar76]

Taysom Hill doesnt do push-ups... he pushes the world down.

 

[Artifactual]

T.I.M.E.
Taysom In More Endzones

 

[dutar76]

Taysom Hill doesn't wear a watch... He decides what time it is.

And he can unscramble eggs.

 

[saints4eva]

Tay Tay once smiled so brightly the defender was blinded by the light and Taysom was revved up like a deuce, running faster than any other runner in the night. Of course he scored a TD.

 

[jjc0320]

When taysom hill left home at 18 he told his father "now you're the man of the house"

Bigfoot watches for Taysom Hill sightings

Taysom hill once heard Nothing can kill him. So he hunted Nothing down, and killed it first.

Taysom hill doesn't flush the toilet. He just scares the s*** out of it

 

[Andrus]

Once Taysom Hill went to kick a 100 yd. field goal and the ball flew through the uprights before he even got to it.

 

[Artifactual]

Taysom Hill once called Bobby Bouchers mama, Helen, Fat and Ugly, and Bobby just Cried.

 

[saints4eva]

Thank you @Artifactual
This is an awesome thread!