The Uninformed Fan (1 Viewer)

[UFCSaint]

There is nothing more annoying to me than the uninformed fan. I was in the grocery store tonight wearing my Saints gear and a lady said she liked my shirt. I have spoken to her husband before but never her. They are from New Orleans and she is supposedly a big Saints fan. Here is how the conversation went:

Her: What was up with our kicker yesterday?
Me: What are you talking about?
Her: Our kicker missed several field goals.
Me: Lutz?
Her: Yes.
Me: Um...he didn't miss any.
Her: Yes he did. They don't call him Klutz for nothing.
Me: I have literally never heard anyone call him that.
Her: Oh yeah because he is so inconsistent.
Me: He made all of his field goals yesterday.
Her: Are we walking about the same game?
Me: The Saints and the Falcons game?
Her: Yes.
Me: Yeah...he didn't miss any field goals.
Her: Changes subject to LSU kicker being drafted and walks off.

 

[SaintsNY]

Probably off her medication

 

[Zaphod]

They must be watching a kicker from an alternate universe because Lutz is almost always on point.


BTW: You typed uniformed rather than uninformed

 

[LoE]

She's not a Saints fan. She's going through the motions.

 

[2fya]

I thought most ppl like a fan in uniform

 

[Noble Saint]

These are the same people that drive the speed limit in the fast lane with open lanes to their right.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

2fya:

Beat me to it...Well played!

 

[2fya]

2fya:

Beat me to it...Well played!

The wife always said i was quick

 

[Noble Saint]

The wife always said i was quick

You did beat Quick Draw Marty Graw

 

[UFCSaint]

They must be watching a kicker from an alternate universe because Lutz is almost always on point.


BTW: You typed uniformed rather than uninformed

LOL thanks. Fixed it

 

[2fya]

LOL thanks. Fixed it

Now the thread is no longer funny. You sir, have ruined it

 

[Super44]

There is nothing more annoying to me than the uninformed fan. I was in the grocery store tonight wearing my Saints gear and a lady said she liked my shirt. I have spoken to her husband before but never her. They are from New Orleans and she is supposedly a big Saints fan. Here is how the conversation went:

Her: What was up with our kicker yesterday?
Me: What are you talking about?
Her: Our kicker missed several field goals.
Me: Lutz?
Her: Yes.
Me: Um...he didn't miss any.
Her: Yes he did. They don't call him Klutz for nothing.
Me: I have literally never heard anyone call him that.
Her: Oh yeah because he is so inconsistent.
Me: He made all of his field goals yesterday.
Her: Are we walking about the same game?
Me: The Saints and the Falcons game?
Her: Yes.
Me: Yeah...he didn't miss any field goals.
Her: Changes subject to LSU kicker being drafted and walks off.

A typical old LSU fan that never WENT to LSU, does not know where LSU is, does not know anything about LSU football and certainly is a fake LSU fan, with a bit of jealously, for whatever reason.

Your parting question ahould have been;
Who is the LSU kicker, pray tell, cause I don’t give a poop, or know anything about LSU.

She would have had to go home and beat the ever loving poop out of her husband!

 

[Charlie Brizzown]

Confused seems like the appropriate word here.

 

[2fya]

Confused seems like the appropriate word here.

I think you would prefer "befuddled"

 

[LonghornSaintsFan]

Crack is a helluva drug. Don't do drugs kids.