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And Fabio as the Pope...

Fabio as the Pope
Chris Kattan as The Prime Minister of England
Tony Hawk as a masterful weapons operative strategist
Clay Aiken as Llewelyn, a cutting edge technology genius
Olivia Newton-John and daughter Chloe Lattanzi as Orion and Electra, two brilliant scientists who help defend Australia from a looming Sharknado
Bret Michaels as a visiting artist who gets trapped in the storm
Margaret Cho as a fussy bride whose honeymoon is interrupted by sharks
Charo as The Queen of England
Gilbert Gottfried as storm chaser Ron McDonald
Greg Louganis as Zico, a high-end art thief
Porsha Williams (The Real Housewives of Atlanta) as Andromeda, an archeologist and member of the elite “Sharknado Sisterhood”
Tiffany “New York” Pollard (Flavor of Love) as Vega, a Brazilian black market artifacts dealer
Ross Mullan (a White Walker on Game of Thrones) as Dr. Wobbegon, a scientist who has made breakthroughs in meteorological studies to track Sharknado storms

‘Sharknado’ Is Back For A Fifth Movie And Fabio Is The Pope Now
 

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My son's response, with apologies to T. S. Eliot:

PayOrPlay Jr.: said:
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a Sharknado®
 
Somewhere in a dark, forgotten corner of the infinite expanses of the alternate universe collective... all of this actually happened. That knowledge brings warmth to my heart.
 
Somewhere in a dark, forgotten corner of the infinite expanses of the alternate universe collective... all of this actually happened. That knowledge brings warmth to my heart.

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Wait, there were actually 4 previous Sharknados? I saw the original but had no idea about all the sequels! I've got some serious catching up to do.
 
Wait, there were actually 4 previous Sharknados? I saw the original but had no idea about all the sequels! I've got some serious catching up to do.

Spoiler. Mark Cuban is the president
 
how do you measure the severity of a sharknado. is it still f0-f5. If so i'm guessing the great white variety is the most deadly f5 type.
 

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