All I Want for Christmas Contest 2024! (1 Viewer)

[Nisey55]

I dunno but it's funny cos I had recently been thinking about BOTH actresses in a "hey, I haven't seen either of them in a long time" and then I see Jennifer on the ads and just realized she's been in White Lotus for 2 seasons and now you bring up KJ.

I never realized I could have been looking at 2 different people.
I could swear the old navy and the one from Mom are the same person.

 

[Nisey55]

70% off kids' styles according to the latest stalk ... er, e-mail.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, or is it daytime in a coffin?

 

[Nisey55]

Nostradamus ded.

It's a very insightful way to go.

 

[Madmarsha]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, or is it daytime in a coffin?

 

[Madmarsha]

It's a very insightful way to go.

Why did Nostradamus never warn us of Mariah Carey?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I’m out

While in New York one of those bicycle rickshaw drivers was playing it

 

[Bleu Raeder]

Why did Nostradamus never warn us of Mariah Carey?

Are you sure he didn't? It was probably Homer (or me, being from Homer) -

First, you will come to the Sirens who enchant all who come near them. If anyone unwarily draws in too close and hears the singing of the Sirens, his wife and children will never welcome him home again, for they sit in a green field and warble him to death with the sweetness of their song.

There is a great heap of dead men's bones lying all around, with the flesh still rotting off them. Therefore pass these Sirens by, and stop your men's ears with wax that none of them may hear; but if you like you can listen yourself, for you may get the men to bind you as you stand upright on a cross-piece halfway up the mast, and they must lash the rope's ends to the mast itself, that you may have the pleasure of listening. If you beg and pray for the men to unloose you, then they must bind you faster.

 

[Nisey55]

Are you sure he didn't? It was probably Homer (or me, being from Homer) -

Sorry but your theory was shot down at the word enchant.
Unless you're Buzd.

 

[Bleu Raeder]

Sorry but your theory was shot down at the word enchant.
Unless you're Buzd.

It is definitely olde English.

 

[hotairgypsy]

i got taken down by the car radio on a car i was selling...was outside warming it up and boom i was taken down at 1;27pm....frank checking out!!!

 

[Optimus Prime]

i got taken down by the car radio on a car i was selling...was outside warming it up and boom i was taken down at 1;27pm....frank checking out!!!

did you still make the sale? keep your cool and not react to mariah until afterwards?

 

[nolaspe]

I’m out

While in New York one of those bicycle rickshaw drivers was playing it

Pizza rat ded...

 

[nolaspe]

i got taken down by the car radio on a car i was selling...was outside warming it up and boom i was taken down at 1;27pm....frank checking out!!!

Christine ded... the car was totally pissed that you were selling it and decided to end you...

 

[Eeyore]

i got taken down by the car radio on a car i was selling...was outside warming it up and boom i was taken down at 1;27pm....frank checking out!!!

Like a mob hit

 

[Sailorsaint]

Ruling needed....I heard a 3 or 4 second snippet in an advertisement for a Christmas station on XM....am I ded?