All things Florida Man (1 Viewer)

[GeauxWhoDats]

If Florida was a Country, it would be Spain.

 

[insidejob]

If Florida was a Country, it would be Spain.

Psychedelic Toad Venom...I wonder how you find a dealer for that.

 

[GeauxWhoDats]

Psychedelic Toad Venom...I wonder how you find a dealer for that.

 

[Bronson]

Psychedelic Toad Venom

Is there any other kind?

 

[zeetes]

Is there any other kind?

exactly, but.....

 

[Brad Mojo]

Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack

A man with an apparent machete tattoo on his face was accused in a machete attack that took place over the weekend on Central Florida’s Gulf Coast, authorities said. The victim, an adult male…

www.orlandosentinel.com

 

[nolaspe]

 

[Optimus Prime]

A central Florida woman was arrested early Wednesday morning after calling 911 four times demanding “a taxpayer sponsored taxi ride,” according to Winter Haven police, who hauled her off to jail shortly after 3 a.m...…...…...

Florida woman calls 911 demanding a ‘taxpayer-sponsored’ ride, gets driven to jail

 

[DaveXA]

A central Florida woman was arrested early Wednesday morning after calling 911 four times demanding “a taxpayer sponsored taxi ride,” according to Winter Haven police, who hauled her off to jail shortly after 3 a.m...…...…...

Florida woman calls 911 demanding a ‘taxpayer-sponsored’ ride, gets driven to jail

Well, that's one way to get a government sponsored taxi ride.

 

[EGLSShin]

 

[Madmarsha]

If Florida was a Country, it would be Spain.

Will his candles still be available?

 

[Madmarsha]

Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack

A man with an apparent machete tattoo on his face was accused in a machete attack that took place over the weekend on Central Florida’s Gulf Coast, authorities said. The victim, an adult male…

www.orlandosentinel.com

Art imitates life.

 

[Eeyore]

‘You got 2 seconds before I shoot:’ Man kills Burger King worker after order takes too long, deputies say

A woman who was upset that her order took too long had a man come to a fast-food restaurant and shoot one of the employees.

www.local10.com

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

‘You got 2 seconds before I shoot:’ Man kills Burger King worker after order takes too long, deputies say

A woman who was upset that her order took too long had a man come to a fast-food restaurant and shoot one of the employees.

www.local10.com

The article does not say how shooting a Burger King employee is supposed to speed up the order/cook/delivery process

 

[superchuck500]

‘You got 2 seconds before I shoot:’ Man kills Burger King worker after order takes too long, deputies say

A woman who was upset that her order took too long had a man come to a fast-food restaurant and shoot one of the employees.

www.local10.com

Good Lord people are just horrible.

Welcome to first degree murder.