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Sometimes Florida Man does things like Florida Man does, but said things by themselves might not be worthy of their own individual threads. Florida Man does so much that his antics don't even surprise you any more. Feel free to lump Florida Man stories here to keep them all together (where he can be more easily controlled, if that's possible).

Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs: cops



Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs: cops
 

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Florida Man...becomes Secretary of State and resigns after it is revealed that he dressed up as a black female "Hurricane Katrina survivor" wearing a Saints bandanda for Halloween in October 2005?

 

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RIP burritos...

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/What the Fork!lorida/florida-man-accused-of-smashing-taco-bell-burritos-in-wifes-face-during-argument/67-2015f189-c649-4ddb-a6a6-4980ca59e278?fbclid=IwAR3QtN18lJs3HxHzxQkyehJ39qXbv7xEMaFYVTk--z2GYC2TidtXr_lhN9E

MANATEE COUNTY, Fla. — A married couple's argument turned into an all-out food fight in Florida, and a bag of Taco Bell didn't fare well.

It all started when deputies say a less-than-understanding husband dangled a burrito in front of his wife's face and made fun of her for being upset about having to force her son to move out of their home.

This went down around lunchtime Sunday in Manatee County.

The wife wasn't amused and grabbed the burrito, throwing it behind her on the floor. Surprised by the flying burrito, investigators say the husband then picked up all the remaining burritos and smashed them in her face "causing some to go up into her nose."

The husband, identified in an arrest affidavit as Victor Fosser, was arrested and charged with battery.

The wife told deputies she loves him, and they are in counseling "because they do not know how to argue as a married couple," according to an arrest affidavit.
 

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Her version of 'stamp of approval'?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/?fbclid=IwAR3a5molIbvrzV1NFjGCkYX9e57pU-u_YXVAaXoDQgEGlv_wHBUfPbnW_Gk

A Florida politician allegedly made a habit of licking men’s faces. She has now resigned.

Using expletives, she demanded McGrady, who was supposed to be acting as deputy city clerk and taking the minutes, be removed. Then, after the otherwise low-key meeting concluded, Oakley walked up to Crawford again. She allegedly licked his neck and the side of his face, slowly working her way up from his Adam’s apple, and groped him by grabbing at his crotch and buttocks.

McGrady, who had been standing there the entire time, told Oakley that her behavior was inappropriate. According to the report, Oakley threw a punch at the woman, but missed.

It wasn’t an isolated incident, Crawford told Bay News 9 last month. Oakley had a “habit of licking men that either she was attracted to or thought that she had authority over,” he said. He wrote in a 2017 complaint to the ethics board that Oakley had made unwanted advances toward other city staff, too, and that they were “not interested in enduring that type of treatment ever again.”
 

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Florida Man...becomes Secretary of State and resigns after it is revealed that he dressed up as a black female "Hurricane Katrina survivor" wearing a Saints bandanda for Halloween in October 2005?

Man, I was thinking this week felt just like January 24, 2019.
 

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