All things Florida Man (2 Viewers)

[zeetes]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...r-him-at-birth-throws-pizza-at-him-police-say

best florida man pun yet!

A Florida man wasn’t willing to give his father a “pizza” his heart.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Jailed Clearwater man denies ownership of syringes found in his rectum

https://www.tampabay.com/news/publi...hip-of-syringes-found-in-his-rectum-20190108/

Rayland Givens: were you in possession of your rectum the entire time?

 

[nolaspe]

I wonder what flavor Pringles they were...

http://www.fox8live.com/2019/01/23/...-performing-sexual-act-pringles-deputies-say/

The woman reportedly told deputies she agreed to perform a sexual act with a man in exchange for Pringles potato chips and $5.

When the deed was done, he asked for his $5 back and shot the woman, deputies said.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder what flavor Pringles they were...

http://www.fox8live.com/2019/01/23/...-performing-sexual-act-pringles-deputies-say/

I was wondering how bad was the sex act that he asked for his 5 bucks back

 

[dtc]

Let me present Florida Woman from just around the corner!

https://weartv.com/news/local/repor...gAtyeE_cg1ChrJXhMVWsdW8rmF4UZ7_7fi9FbHp_halQo

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Let me present Florida Woman from just around the corner!

https://weartv.com/news/local/repor...gAtyeE_cg1ChrJXhMVWsdW8rmF4UZ7_7fi9FbHp_halQo

i guess the naked helped determine the gender, that pic certainly didn't help

 

[Madmarsha]

Let me present Florida Woman from just around the corner!

https://weartv.com/news/local/repor...gAtyeE_cg1ChrJXhMVWsdW8rmF4UZ7_7fi9FbHp_halQo

Sorry. It's Waffle House. I didn't know that was frowned upon there.

 

[mb504]

Florida Man...becomes Secretary of State and resigns after it is revealed that he dressed up as a black female "Hurricane Katrina survivor" wearing a Saints bandanda for Halloween in October 2005?

 

[Brad Mojo]

I was wondering how bad was the sex act that he asked for his 5 bucks back

And then shot her.

 

[Brad Mojo]

Let me present Florida Woman from just around the corner!

https://weartv.com/news/local/repor...gAtyeE_cg1ChrJXhMVWsdW8rmF4UZ7_7fi9FbHp_halQo

I can't be certain, but I have a hunch that drugs may have been involved.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Florida Man...becomes Secretary of State and resigns after it is revealed that he dressed up as a black female "Hurricane Katrina survivor" wearing a Saints bandanda for Halloween in October 2005?

watch the de santis haters try to make even that sound racist

 

[buzd]

Oops

https://weartv.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-thought-he-stole-opioids-took-laxatives-instead

 

[nolaspe]

RIP burritos...

https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/w...HzxQkyehJ39qXbv7xEMaFYVTk--z2GYC2TidtXr_lhN9E

MANATEE COUNTY, Fla. — A married couple's argument turned into an all-out food fight in Florida, and a bag of Taco Bell didn't fare well.

It all started when deputies say a less-than-understanding husband dangled a burrito in front of his wife's face and made fun of her for being upset about having to force her son to move out of their home.

This went down around lunchtime Sunday in Manatee County.

The wife wasn't amused and grabbed the burrito, throwing it behind her on the floor. Surprised by the flying burrito, investigators say the husband then picked up all the remaining burritos and smashed them in her face "causing some to go up into her nose."

The husband, identified in an arrest affidavit as Victor Fosser, was arrested and charged with battery.

The wife told deputies she loves him, and they are in counseling "because they do not know how to argue as a married couple," according to an arrest affidavit.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Run for the boarder

 

[Brad Mojo]

Florida woman arrested after allegedly throwing frozen pork chop at boyfriend


https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...egedly-throwing-frozen-pork-chop-at-boyfriend