All things Florida Man (3 Viewers)

[GeauxWhoDats]

More than 60 years after moving to the U.S., Florida man discovers he’s not here legally - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

CLEARWATER, Florida (WFTS) — “I was blindsided”Outside Jimmy Klass’s mobile home in Clearwater, symbols of American pride hang not just front and center but also<a class="excerpt-read-more"...

wsvn.com

Typical bureaucrat without a lick of common sense stringing out their "open case work log" in order to show their worth to their Agency/Department.

 

[saintmdterps]

The four Popeyes within sane driving distance of my house all went out of business in the past year.

That's messed up.

 

[saintmdterps]

Naked Florida woman, 24, arrested after breaking into neighbor's home: police

A Florida woman was arrested last week after police said she broke into a neighbor's home while naked.

www.fox35orlando.com

The victim told police they heard someone knocking on the front door but when asked who was there, no one would answer. The person, later identified as Blunt, went to the home's sliding glass door and again began to knock but would not say who she was when asked.

The victim was reportedly on the phone with 911 dispatch when Blunt broke a window of the residence and went inside.

That's when the victim left the home and met with arriving officers in the yard.

When police approached the front door, they found Blunt nude and bleeding from injuries she sustained while breaking the window.

Good grief... This planet is full of dopes.

 

[Sailorsaint]

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Naked Florida woman, 24, arrested after breaking into neighbor's home: police

A Florida woman was arrested last week after police said she broke into a neighbor's home while naked.

www.fox35orlando.com

Good grief... This planet is full of dopes.

oun like she was full of dope.

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[Optimus Prime]

Holy Jesus!
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Florida man accused of chopping the head of dog he adopted one day earlier

Graphic details: Domingo Rodriguez was arrested after being identified as the adopter of four-year-old Dexter by microchip in bulldog mix

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Sailorsaint]

Florida….lizard?

A nonnative, massive lizard was seen in the western part of Florida this month by a woman who captured video of an Asian water monitor near a road in North Port…

source:%20Yahoo%20Life
https://search.app/Czpce3ugh6acDpz4A

 

[Optimus Prime]

Trial date set for woman ‘who zipped boyfriend in suitcase and left him to die’

Florida woman arrested four years ago on murder charges will go on trial in October

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Eeyore]

Trial date set for woman ‘who zipped boyfriend in suitcase and left him to die’

Florida woman arrested four years ago on murder charges will go on trial in October

www.independent.co.uk

I can picture her petting a white cat while telling the authorities her story about what happened. (Thick German accent goes without saying)

 

[Eeyore]

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-woman-called-911-on-herself-during-attempted-carjacking-so-she-could-do-it-legally-deputies/

 

[Eeyore]

Health news: Man coughed and sneezed during breakfast at US diner. Then his colon fell out

World news, Health news: Dehiscence - the reopening of a surgical wound - is reportedly a rare occurrence and happens in three out of 100 people who undergo abdominal and pelvic surgeries. The occurrence is believed to be more common in elderly patients.

www.deccanherald.com

 

[DaveXA]

Health news: Man coughed and sneezed during breakfast at US diner. Then his colon fell out

World news, Health news: Dehiscence - the reopening of a surgical wound - is reportedly a rare occurrence and happens in three out of 100 people who undergo abdominal and pelvic surgeries. The occurrence is believed to be more common in elderly patients.

www.deccanherald.com

Excuse me mister, I think you need to go see a doctor.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Health news: Man coughed and sneezed during breakfast at US diner. Then his colon fell out

World news, Health news: Dehiscence - the reopening of a surgical wound - is reportedly a rare occurrence and happens in three out of 100 people who undergo abdominal and pelvic surgeries. The occurrence is believed to be more common in elderly patients.

www.deccanherald.com

 

[Booker]

I love that they were able to get John Hurt for that scene.

 

[SoggyBottomBoy]

Health news: Man coughed and sneezed during breakfast at US diner. Then his colon fell out

World news, Health news: Dehiscence - the reopening of a surgical wound - is reportedly a rare occurrence and happens in three out of 100 people who undergo abdominal and pelvic surgeries. The occurrence is believed to be more common in elderly patients.

www.deccanherald.com

Nope. Not going to click and read that one, thank you.