All things Florida Man

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But, why??? Poor kid.
We've said it before but this may be the most Florida thing ever.
 
A Florida woman was arrested following a dispute with a Lyft driver and his passengers in a McDonald’s parking lot, which resulted in her pulling a gun and accidentally shooting her own daughter, cops say

Melissa Valbrum, 32, threatened to “shoot and kill” three people who were trying to get into the rideshare after a misunderstanding, according to police, before firing and hitting her own child……..

 
A Florida woman allegedly assaulted a fast-food worker when her lunch order didn’t include the dipping sauces she wanted, according to authorities.

McKenzie Anne Keeling, 31, flew into a rage after picking up food last Friday afternoon at a Raising Cane’s restaurant in Clearwater and “discovering that she was missing 8 packs of Cane’s Sauce,” the chicken finger chain’s signature condiment, according to an arrest affidavit filed in Pinellas County Circuit Court and reviewed by The Independent.

Keeling, who had already driven away by the time she became aware of the apparent oversight, then called the location and said she was on her way back to pick up her sauce, the affidavit states. Once she returned, the restaurant manager greeted Keeling — who was still talking to the Raising Cane’s employee who had picked up the phone — and “inquired how she could assist” her, the affidavit continues.


“[Keeling] requested her missing sauce, which the victim provided, then [Keeling] requested additional sauces for free for ‘wasting her time and gas,’” the affidavit goes on.

But the manager denied Keeling’s request, prompting Keeling to demand the woman’s name, according to the affidavit. It says that when the manager declined to identify herself, Keeling “became hostile, both verbally and physically,” creating a loud commotion and “disturbing staff and customers.”

As she continued yelling, Keeling struck the manager in the right thigh, then grabbed a lanyard attached to the woman’s belt loop that was holding her employee ID card and keys, and tried to yank it away, the affidavit states.…….



 
An elementary school principal in Florida was arrested after 100 children were found at an alcohol-infused party she hosted, police said.

Elizabeth Hill-Brodigan, the 47-year-old principal of Roosevelt Elementary School in Cocoa Beach, was arrested on January 19 after police were called for a reported house party.

When offices arrived, they found more than 100 kids dressed in “matching t-shirts.” Many of them were consuming alcohol that was available in coolers inside the house.


One child was suffering from an “alcohol-related medical event” on the principal’s lawn. The kid was “so heavily intoxicated” that the Brevard County Fire Rescue was called to treat the child, police said.

Officesaw Hill-Brodigan in her driveway turning off the outside lights before walking into her home. That meant the fire rescue team had to use their vehicle’s auxiliary lights while treating the child with the medical episode, police said.……..

 

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