Beard Transplants

[Optimus Prime]

i want leg extensions first

You can do that too

Height Surgery

Didn’t know this was a thing ====================== John Lovedale is feeling pretty good, despite the fact that he should not be walking right now. It’s a little after 9 a.m. on a hot Saturday morning in Las Vegas and he’s ambling through the Aria Resort & Casino with a pronounced limp, wincing...

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[0rion]

I shaved my beard off a few weeks ago.....hated it so immediately started growing it back.

 

[antipop]

I shaved my beard off a few weeks ago.....hated it so immediately started growing it back.

without facial hair, i look like Sloth from the Goonies....however, with facial hair i look like Sloth with facial hair....

 

[Paul]

without facial hair, i look like Sloth from the Goonies....however, with facial hair i look like Sloth with facial hair....

That’s my type.
How you doin’?

 

[Madmarsha]

i want leg extensions first

Is that a euphemism?