BOLD Predictions 2024 Week 2: Saints @ Cowboys (1 Viewer)

I don't get this. Some of ya'll don't understand the title. BOLD predictions.

Pre-game TMZ runs an article that exposes Derek Carr. He in fact does wear eyeliner and has been an undercover maybelline model for years. This news is broken mid-game by Brady's broadcast partner Kevin Burkhard. The camera pans to Brady: we see tears and copious amounts of mascara running down his face as he mutters, "that should have...could have been mine".
 
No hold predictions for me this week.

I suspect we are going to find out if we are contenders or a poor man's version of the 49ers.
 
Saints win 43 to 10... secondary bold prediction: the media narrative after is that the Saints are not in fact "for real" because they scored less points than week 1, showcasing an obvious decline that is going to continue for the rest of our presumed 6-11 season, also Cowboys are now Super Bowl favorites because Dak had a great TD drive in the 3rd quarter that featured a particularly good throw on a 3rd and 7 where Chase Young tripped on his way to a sack due to a shoelace issue.
 
Welcome to the 2024 week 2 edition of BOLD PREDICTIONS! Every week I'll start a thread giving my bold predictions and asking for yours. No WET BLANKETS, please! Save your DA/Carr hate and "jokes" for every other thread. This thread is meant to be fun. Give us your bold prediction whether it's a serious stab at "calling it" or just for the sake of humor and laughther emojis.

My prediction? Saints hold Cowboys to under 20 points, Cam Jordan notches 2.5 sacks.

Yours?
Saints Mollywop the Cowboys 28-7 and make Jerry Jones turnover in his grave 2 years early. Dak throws 2INT's and Carr goes for 3 (2 pass 1 run)
 
Rattler gets to end the game after we go up on the boys by 24 points towards the end of the 4th quarter!
 

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