N/S Brady Has Minor Rotator Cuff Injury (1 Viewer)

This story ends with Tom Brady alone in a lightness room, unable to lift his arms above his head. He screams into the darkness and curses football for taking everything from him. He melts down his super bowl rings and creates a crude statuette that he calls Giselle and claims to be married to. He doesn't sleep much anymore because the voice of Belichick haunts his dreams snd every time he closes his eyes he sees Antonio Brown laughing at him. Eventually he is committed to an asylum where Rob Gronkowski visits once every few months to bring him avocado ice cream in his padded room.
 
Dude picked PEDs and football over going home every night to Gisele Bundchen.

The storyline for brady's final season will be about him getting divorced and being a bad father and not football. LOL.
With Gisele freezing him out, the rotator cuff injury takes on added significance.
 

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