LtAldoRaine
So you're Aldo the Apache
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How dare you, SR. How dare you. Let this thread float off into oblivion, costing me my reminder that on 3.7.13 I was supposed to camp at Taco Bell all day. I was 24 (TWENTY FOUR) days late on this because of you people.
I don't know if any of you remember my Wendy's review from a few years back, but this **** blows that **** out of the water. Let me paint you a picture. You have a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. A bunch of seasoned, cook ground meat. Depending on your preference, you have lettuce, tomatos, cheese, sour cream.
Crap! What can you possible do with all of this? Not make nachos, the beef and sour cream and such will soak into the Doritos and ruin its Cool Ranchiness (TM). Maybe some duck tape for the Cool Ranch Doritos to make some kind of... Some kind of bun or other applicator. Maybe a shell...
That's it! A shell! You have an entire bag of Cool Ranch in one of these tacos. (actual Cool Ranchiness (TM) may vary) Now you put all those fixins in. VIOALA! Heaven on earth, and eventually in your mouth.
Go now, SR. Go forth and consume all the Doritos Cool Ranch Tacos!
Disclaimer: I have not experienced the gastrointestinal movements that occur precisely 15 minutes after consuming Taco Bell yet, so unlike the Nacho Cheese ones, these ones are healthy. (Actual bowel movements will vary. Will likely be explosive.)
TL;DR: Bump. Go get some tacos. They good.
I don't know if any of you remember my Wendy's review from a few years back, but this **** blows that **** out of the water. Let me paint you a picture. You have a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. A bunch of seasoned, cook ground meat. Depending on your preference, you have lettuce, tomatos, cheese, sour cream.
Crap! What can you possible do with all of this? Not make nachos, the beef and sour cream and such will soak into the Doritos and ruin its Cool Ranchiness (TM). Maybe some duck tape for the Cool Ranch Doritos to make some kind of... Some kind of bun or other applicator. Maybe a shell...
That's it! A shell! You have an entire bag of Cool Ranch in one of these tacos. (actual Cool Ranchiness (TM) may vary) Now you put all those fixins in. VIOALA! Heaven on earth, and eventually in your mouth.
Go now, SR. Go forth and consume all the Doritos Cool Ranch Tacos!
Disclaimer: I have not experienced the gastrointestinal movements that occur precisely 15 minutes after consuming Taco Bell yet, so unlike the Nacho Cheese ones, these ones are healthy. (Actual bowel movements will vary. Will likely be explosive.)
TL;DR: Bump. Go get some tacos. They good.
