Could you go on the run? (1 Viewer)

[CapitalCitySaint]

Maybe several years ago I could have done it (most probably not, though), but I'm too old to go through all that now.

I like my creature comforts.

Yes but you don't necessarily have to go off the grid to go on the run. You'll just need a new identity.

 

[zatsnzapps]

Yes but you don't necessarily have to go off the grid to go on the run. You'll just need a new identity.

I'd probably blow it by coming up with a juvenile jokey double-entendre new name.

 

[Madmarsha]

Still not off the grid.

I keed, .

Hey, there's still a whole lot I'm giving up on my deserted island.

 

[Madmarsha]

Yes but you don't necessarily have to go off the grid to go on the run. You'll just need a new identity.

"Just".

 

[Madmarsha]

I'd probably blow it by coming up with a juvenile jokey double-entendre new name.

I'll go with the name someone once told me I looked like a long time ago. Ingrid Bergman. Just gotta learn how to speak Swedish and I'm set.

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

that and my 13 yr old dog which i'd never leave behind would be a hassle.

Im at the after hours emergency vet with my soon-to-be 12 yr old dog right now.. if i were on the run, where would i find an after hours emergency vet.

 

[oysters]

"Just".

Exactly. I have no idea how to even start the process. Don’t tell me the “dark web” because I don’t know how to get to that. Nor do I want to spend time with pedos and drug dealers.

Tv shows/movies make it look so easy. Need a new identity? Gimme 5 hours…her you are, go have fun!

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Exactly. I have no idea how to even start the process. Don’t tell me the “dark web” because I don’t know how to get to that.

*wink*

 

[Madmarsha]

Tv shows/movies make it look so easy. Need a new identity? Gimme 5 hours…her you are, go have fun!

That's why I was laughing at everyone saying Brian Laundrie had gotten a new identity. I'm sure planning to go "underground" when you were not previously already prepared (cos you're a double nought spy) takes months. And just where would the average person with no contacts even start? I already Googled countries with no extradition treaties. Should I now Google, Who should I call if I want a new identity?

 

[GeauxWhoDats]

Going to disguise yourself as a can of Pringles?

From the waist down.

 

[CoolBrees]

Your best bet is to identify an old lonely person with no family, murder them and live in their house off of their SS until you can get out of the country using their ssn and name to get a passport.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Your best bet is to identify an old lonely person with no family, murder them and live in their house off of their SS until you can get out of the country using their ssn and name to get a passport.

If I remember right, Eric Rudolph used off-season hunting lodges for awhile

 

[Optimus Prime]

This reminds me of a time when I was 14 and had to go to court for a fight.

For the record, the fight was between my two neighbors across the street and I was merely observing. One girl had lost her keychain during the fight and I picked it up. When everyone was dispersing when the fight was over, I asked "whose keys are these?" she came over to me and slapped me and said they were hers and accused me of trying to steal them (double u T F). So at that point I had to defend myself. It just so turns out that when the police arrived, I had her on the ground and was winning the fight. I didn't even know they were there. I just felt someone grab me and pull me off of her and handcuff me.

Anyway, we all had to go to juvenile court. While we are there, have to hear all the other cases go before the judge. This guy is there for truancy. He had missed a TON of school. He & his dad make their way to the front of the courtroom and the judge begins talking. She says "sir, you and your son are already in a bad situation but the fact that you allowed your juvenile son to appear in court with a shirt that says "7 Days a Weed" (with a large mj leaf on the back) tells me you have absolutely no control over your son." And then proceeded to throw the book at them & receive the max penalty, fines etc.

For those wondering, I had witnesses there + statements given to the officers on scene to tell the judge that I was hit first therefore nothing ended up happening to me but the other two girls had to pay fines and go to anger management classes. LOL.

Judge: and if either of you girls mess up again I’m going to send @CapitalCitySaint to whip your arse

 

[Optimus Prime]

I read an article saying that you are caught on camera over 100 times a day and that was over ten years ago

but even pre internet, social media, smartphones, drones etc I still wouldn’t last too long

just not my skill set

 

[Madmarsha]

Your best bet is to identify an old lonely person with no family, murder them and live in their house off of their SS until you can get out of the country using their ssn and name to get a passport.