N/S Dan Campbell Wants Real Lion on the Sidelines With Team (1 Viewer)

[BreesHOF2024]

Doesn't take much imagination to envision an aggressive play that continues out of bounds... and bowls over the lion with the handler.

Lion gets P'Oed off; football player gets chomped and winds up with a season-ending injury.

That's only one of a number of things that could go wrong. Put on your "thinking cap," and many other scenarios will emerge.

Put on your "understanding what a joke is" cap lol

 

[sainthood]

I want to see a Jumbotron promo of Dan Campbell fake arriving to the stadium in a Ford GT with a Lion in the back seat Talladega Nights Ricky Bobby style like Will Farrell did with the mountain lion. An F150 in the passenger seat would also work.

 

[NWSaint]

Hmmmm.. well while not quite Lions, but close enough, this is what ran through my head, starting @ 0:54



Yeah, what could go wrong (1:52) ?? LoL!



NW.[

 

[saint_drago]

What if they had an actual habitat built into the stadium? Something like Mike the Tiger has at LSU but smaller. Surround it on all side with strong glass. It could work and it would be the coolest thing in the history of the NFL. Animal rights issues aside of course.

 

[Cajun Chat]

Hilarious dude

I sometimes wonder if we kept the wrong HC?

 

[DerrickB]

I sometimes wonder if we kept the wrong HC?

Same here

 

[J.T.]

So if Detroit gets a Lion on the sideline, what can we get......The Pope?

 

[madsaint1967]

Doesn't take much imagination to envision an aggressive play that continues out of bounds... and bowls over the lion with the handler.

Lion gets P'Oed off; football player gets chomped and winds up with a season-ending injury.

That's only one of a number of things that could go wrong. Put on your "thinking cap," and many other scenarios will emerge.

Alas, WWII veterans would say heck yeah!

 

[Chopper Man]

Hilarious dude

Only if we can get a real Saint on our sideline. I want Apostle Paul.

 

[Chopper Man]

So if Detroit gets a Lion on the sideline, what can we get......The Pope?

It's true that in order to be declared a saint you have to be dead; you also have to have two confirmed miracles!

 

[J.T.]

It's true that in order to be declared a saint you have to be dead; you also have to have two confirmed miracles!

Get a look alike of John Paul II and use that as the sideline mascot during most games.

We can roll out a look alike of St. Jude Thaddeus, Patron Saint of Hopeless Cases and Desperate Situations, doesn't have to be a close resemblance, when we are down 28-3 with 2:12 left in the 3rd quarter. Miracles can happen twice.

 

[King_Kamala61]

Chicago should have a bear on the sidelines too. When those 2 teams play each other, if the game ends in a tie, then set the animals free to attack each other. Whichever animal isn't dead, the team gets the W.

PETA would have a COW

 

[tenordas]

LSU did it with Mike for years. I don't see the problem.

Yes, but animal rights groups made them stop doing that. LSU still has the cage trailer, but it just sits behind Mike's habitat now. I'm sure it will never be used again. I can only imagine how confused and worked up that crazy environment made the tigers feel.

Not at all shocking the NFL told him no. I'm sure if the idea even got as far the legal team, their heads exploded trying to be the first to shout NO! at the top of their lungs.

 

[Madmarsha]

 

[parlorcitysaint]

I'm surprised the animal rights folks aren't already picketing this thread...