Dog discovered to be gay. Pet parents kick him out of the house (1 Viewer)

[Madmarsha]

he also tries to hump his sister, but that is for a different thread.

Please tell me there's not a canine incest thread.

 

[DaveXA]

My dog is clearly bi. He's a great dog.

 

[zeetes]

what i like is when my dogs try to hump each other, none of them have any idea wtf they are doing. like pepper does this kinda frontal/side angle thing. i guess he's aiming for a kneecap? poor little guy tries though.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

What about that dogs that assault shins?

Guess we gotta start a dog sex offender registry

 

[sfidc3]

I'm sure the great state of FL is already working on laws for this!!!!

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

I'm sure the great state of FL is already working on laws for this!!!!

Texas, too!

 

[Crzycjunx76]

On the serious side, ignorant butt crevasses dont deserve the dog.

More jokingly do they not understand dogs? I have seen them hump table legs... also one of my old neighbors had multiple pittbulls for hog hunting. Awesome and friendly dogs all of them. His oldest female would regularly hump the males just to remind them who was boss.

 

[UncleTrvlingJim]

A kid in my neighborhood did that to my dog once. No lie.

I’m scared to ask if I know him

 

[Brad Mojo]

What's next? Gay trees?

 

[Madmarsha]

More jokingly do they not understand dogs? I have seen them hump table legs... also one of my old neighbors had multiple pittbulls for hog hunting. Awesome and friendly dogs all of them. His oldest female would regularly hump the males just to remind them who was boss.

Exactly. Horny animals hump inanimate objects all the time. I do not want people who do not understand this owning animals. Their homophobia isn't even the issue.

 

[Paul]

Exactly. Horny animals hump inanimate objects all the time. I do not want people who do not understand this owning animals. Their homophobia isn't even the issue.

When I see animals humping anything, I’m inclined to coach them on:
“That’s right buddy, get it all outta your system.”

 

[DaveXA]

Exactly. Horny animals hump inanimate objects all the time. I do not want people who do not understand this owning animals. Their homophobia isn't even the issue.

Hell, humans hump inanimate objects all the time. Nothing particularly strange about that.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Imagine if this couple went to the zoo
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Gay Flamingos at Denver Zoo

What are the odds that the two birds named after gay artists are themselves gay? I also had no idea that gay birds was a thing =============================================================Freddie Mercury and Lance Bass are just two of Denver Zoo’s 76 flamingos.They look like the other...

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[Scorpius the Allfather]

What's next? Gay trees?

Don't you get me started on gay trees!

 

[CrowFlies]

Shockingly stupid garbage.

im rarely shocked anymore.