Feliz Cinco de Mayo (2 Viewers)

[Brad Mojo]

Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo

The screaming whirlwind of drunkenness has been gathering strength all week and has already made a mess of herself in a number of local bars.

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[Brad Mojo]

Opinion: All Cultures Deserve a Holiday That Stereotypes Them as Raging Drunks

When I say "cultural celebration," what’s the first thing that comes to mind? Thanks to the long-term effects of thoughtful, nuanced celebrations like Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick’s Day, many proud Americans would undoubtedly answer getting blackout drunk by noon. Unfortunately, not all...

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[Madmarsha]

Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo

The screaming whirlwind of drunkenness has been gathering strength all week and has already made a mess of herself in a number of local bars.

www.theonion.com

Considering the weather lately, I thought this was totally real.

 

[Madmarsha]

Considering the weather lately, I thought this was totally real.

First Star Wars Day on May the Fourth and then Cinco de Mayo the very next day on May 5th? Whoever is planning the time of these major holidays is drunk.

 

[nolaspe]

First Star Wars Day on May the Fourth and then Cinco de Mayo the very next day on May 5th? Whoever is planning the time of these major holidays is drunk.

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