Funny memes

[Optimus Prime]

What's the punch line then? Can't go with the muppet not counting.

There’s no reason the Count couldn’t be your favorite muppet, no different if he had said Telly, or Roosevelt Franklin

Why wouldn’t the Count count as his favorite?

To me if he said his favorite vampire was the muppet vampire the “I don’t think he counts” response make more sense

The Count is hardly a traditional vampire

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

There’s no reason the Count couldn’t be your favorite muppet, no different if he had said Telly, or Roosevelt Franklin

Why wouldn’t the Count count as his favorite?

To me if he said his favorite vampire was the muppet vampire the “I don’t think he counts” response make more sense

The Count is hardly a traditional vampire

When I’ve seen this joke before it was more framed like muppet show characters- it works bc The Count was Sesame Street

 

[jboss]

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

 

[nolaspe]

 

[nolaspe]

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

 

[Poison]

A twenty-something year-old female colleague of mine did this to me in a bar the other week. It was one of those trendy places with unisex toilets and she just took her entire jumpsuit off to pee without once pausing the conversation we were having. I looked over and (obviously) immediately looked away. Chalk that up to being the world's most non-threatening colleague, I suspect.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

 

[nolaspe]