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[zeetes]

This drives me nuts. I tell my wife "just throw it out" and then we do EXACTLY this. Put it in the Tupperware, wait until it molds then throw it out. NO ONE WANTS THE 7 GREEN BEANS! Put it in the trash or toss it out back for the animals

yes! exactly this.

 

[nolaspe]

 

[nolaspe]

 

[bonnjer]

Gotta be Taco Bell.

 

[gummbo70114]

It takes a true genius to turn a $5M loss into a $83.3M loss. This is why they follow him. He’s just that smart.

 

[bigdaddysaints]

better, my wife brings home leftovers, tells everyone those are hers, no one better eat them, then they go bad, and i have to throw them away, but it was something i would have certainly eaten..

 

[SystemShock]

Buchanan became popular in MX because of narcorridos. A corrido is basically a folky ditty that tells a story; it is called a corrido (run-through for context, I guess) because it has no chorus. A narcorrido is a corrido about narcos, or the narco lifestyle. Back in the 80's, a singer named Chalino Sanchez sang them, and usually posed holding a .45 with a bottle of Buchanan next to him, as it was apparently the whiskey of preference for the narcos. There are many narcorridos about drinking Buchanan. EL Chapo himself drank Buchanan, and it's said he preferred it over tequila.

Singing narcorridos can be dangereous, though. While there are/have been narcos who like narcorridos about them and even commissioned them, there've been a few naarcorrido singers who have been killed because a narco didn't like what the narcorrido said. Chalino himself was gunned down by narcos.

 

[sonicboom]

 

[oysters]

better, my wife brings home leftovers, tells everyone those are hers, no one better eat them, then they go bad, and i have to throw them away, but it was something i would have certainly eaten..

Wait. Are we married to the same woman?

 

[bigdaddysaints]

Wait. Are we married to the same woman?

you need to come get her then, she's annoying.

 

[gummbo70114]

 

[Eeyore]

I thought that they've been boycotting since the Kaepernick thing?

 

[Tapxe]

 

[Zack Lee]

If that was a mini dog, nothing mini about his nuts.

 

[0rion]

better, my wife brings home leftovers, tells everyone those are hers, no one better eat them, then they go bad, and i have to throw them away, but it was something i would have certainly eaten..

Easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission. My wife puts leftovers in the fridge she gets an 8 hour window. After that she better disguise them as broccoli or something.