Got this in email today.. (1 Viewer)

[Saint by the Bay]

Did a search and didn't see it posted. If it's already posted let me know and I'll kill this thread.

T'was the Night Before Who Dat

T’was the night before WHO DAT when all through the south

Only screams could be heard from Garcia's mouth,

The Saints played superior and it was not fair,

A game that was perfect enough to frighten the Bears,

The Eagles were beaten and now are in the red

While visions of Super Bowl danced in Benson's head,

Payton in his visor, and Gibbs in his white cap

Had just called a defense sure to produce a sack,

When out on the field there arose such a clatter

Fujita sprang from the bench to see what was the matter,

Straight to the quarterback, Will Smith flew like a flash

Right through the line and put Garcia on his xxx!

The ball came out and what do ya know

It ends up in the hands of number ninety-fo,

Grant rumbled and stumbled into the End Zone

To help came on Carney for a point of his own,

A trip to the Super Bowl is better than a check from FEMA

Finally everyone can try to forget Katrina!

Relocated, flooded, and put to shame

The Saints have recovered and brought back WHO DAT fame,

"It was Bush, and Colston, Horn, and Brees too

And don't forget that boy Devery who played at LSU!

The crowd came together with one big cheer from all...

"WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS"

Now hand us that Tiffany silver football

 

[SaintKenn]

beautiful :yippee:

 

[chank]

Awesome, lol.

 

[SaintMike]

I got this today...perfect!!!!

GO SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died.

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the
window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New
Orleans Saints towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,
and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."