Halo haters - answer these quick questions, please (1 Viewer)

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I'm conducting a very serious survey.

I'm on record as stating that Halo is the best console FPS, ever. Lately, it's become very cool and hip to bag on Halo 3. This perplexes me, truthfully.

So, in trying to understand this phenomenon, I would like answers to the following questions from you Halo haters:

(PS3 people can, I guess, scratch themselves while wondering what the heck we are talking about?? I dunno.)

1) Before playing Halo 3, had you played Halo and Halo 2? If so, how would you qualify your experiences with those games? Did you hate them as well?

2) Suspend your disbelief for a minute and pretend that Halo 3 wasn't hyped to gargantuan levels. Would you still hate it? (I know this is hard, given the amount of hype, but try to pretend and answer honestly.)

3) How much time did you spend playing Halo 3 before you formed your opinion about it sucking? What ranking did you reach before you quit?

4) If you stopped playing Halo because you switched over to COD4, doesn't it bother you that less skill is involved in determining outcomes in COD4?

5) If you stopped playing Halo because you switched over to COD4, how does this jive with your "hype" answer to question #2?

6) Having played numerous other online multiplayer games, can you honestly say that Halo's matchmaking system is matched by any other game? Specifically, in finding a match, variety of gametypes, being matched with people close to your skill range?

7) Has any online multiplayer game you have played ever had such quality support from the developer to discourage cheating, griefing, and other forms of chicanery that are part of online games?

8) Has any online game you've ever played done more than Halo 3 to limit host advantage, off-host issues, and general networking issues that make online multiplayer gaming not fun sometimes?
 
to answer your question, LOLZOMG!!111!!! Galo iz teh suxorz!!

BTW, i voted this thread one star
 
to answer your question, LOLZOMG!!111!!! Galo iz teh suxorz!!

BTW, i voted this thread one star

Don't you understand I'm conducting a serious survey here? I need this information for my files. The Mongoose has mad files, yo.

Please, scratch yourself more quietly.
 
As long as you scratched yourself first.

i am still scratching.....was i supposed to stop???

Don't you understand I'm conducting a serious survey here? I need this information for my files. The Mongoose has mad files, yo.

Please, scratch yourself more quietly.

dude, you had to stink up my thread about ps3 owners with your mongoose droppings...it's only fair
 
dude, you had to stink up my thread about ps3 owners with your mongoose droppings...it's only fair

Fair is fair!!! To be honest, Billie Jean, I didn't leave my droppings in your thread; I created my own thread full of mongoose droppings.

We're very clean little forest creatures.

And I don't mind your primus slime being in the thread, but I really need answers. For my files. Have you any Halo experience? Maybe it is the best game ever and you don't know it, because you're blindly loyal to the evil empire, who probably put root kits in your primus cd's. Sony probably watches you eat your cereal in the mornings in your ewok jammies.

At least I know Bill Gates gives me my privacy...
 
Don't worry antipop, Killzone 2 will be along shortly to disappoint you.
 
Don't worry antipop, Killzone 2 will be along shortly to disappoint you.

haha....i doubt that...i actually liked killzone one.....of course, i doubt it will be better than God of War 3 which is due in the fall of 2035
 
What about Haze? That was a real doozy.

i don't see anyone goin around saying how great it is.....i'm just sayin

anyway, it was just another standard FPS.....it wasn't terrible, but it wasn't very engaging either
 
I bet Iron Man will look good on Blu-Ray. Sooooooooo...........you got that goin for ya.
 
i don't see anyone goin around saying how great it is.....i'm just sayin

anyway, it was just another standard FPS.....it wasn't terrible, but it wasn't very engaging either

I'll put that into the file. I only brought it up because it was supposed to be a Halo ripoff, and it didn't pan out.
 
I'll put that into the file. I only brought it up because it was supposed to be a Halo ripoff, and it didn't pan out.

A "Halo Killer" not actually killing anything?!?!?! Noooooooooooooooo.
/sarcasm off
 
So where are all the COD4 fans?? We need some input.
 

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