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[SigFreudianSlip]

White Claws are the thing for chicks now days. I think they are gross and give you a horrible hangover.

That’s what Orion said. I’m so far out of touch I’d never heard of em. But the last 6 pack of beer I had in my fridge lasted a year, until my buddy asked me if he could have em. Lol

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Ya know @0rion I think beer actually tastes like urine. And I’ve had urine so I’m being serious.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

. I drink strictly miller lite but will do a Jim beam and come about twice a year.

These new cocktails are getting too weird for my liking

 

[0rion]

These new cocktails are getting too weird for my liking

Spell check is such a terrible thing.....I sent a group text this week that I switched to come zero. Still hearing about that from my buddies. Coke auto corrects to the worst scenario possible

 

[zeetes]

Gotcha.
Years ago when I did drink on occasion it was White Russians, Chocolate Martinis, Champagne and Mudslides. It got me a lot of ribbing and chastising but I was always eager to show any who weren’t my friends, (didn’t mind friends ribbing) that a man can drink that and still beat the hell out of someone. Funny how people judge what a man drinks and equate to his willingness or ability to fight. But hey, play stupid games win stupid prizes. Good times. ?

mmm white, and black, russians (twss)

 

[Madmarsha]

Now it's hard Seltzer's like white claw. My wife drinks those on occasion. I drink strictly miller lite but will do a Jim beam and come about twice a year.

Twice a year, huh?

 

[play action]

What's caught in the fence this time? Don't worry you have the experience now to handle whatever it is. falcons can be a bit tricky even with the practice time,grizzlies and madcows as well.

 

[soupcan dan]

when my boy was five and i'd ask if he'd like to ride along on an errand he'd always grab me a cold beer outta the fridge.
in hindsight ----that was a problem
then ? best kid ever!

 

[0rion]

Twice a year, huh?

Yep....once during hunting season and again Superbowl weekend.

 

[BBarnes]

I hang out in my garage alot on the weekends. Usually just tinkering with stuff and drinking beer. While I'm out there my 7 yr old comes out and hangs with me usually playing with his trucks in the floor and building ramps and what not. Tonight he comes up to me and says "wanna go hang out in the garage and drink some beers?"
I'm hoping on Mondays when the teacher asks what he did over the weekend he doesn't say he hung out with me in the garage drinking beers

Man, this gave me a laugh when I sure needed it. Good stuff, buddy.

 

[0rion]

Man, this gave me a laugh when I sure needed it. Good stuff, buddy.

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. With my 7 yr old around we get laughs daily from him. He's such a funny and cool little dude.

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Twice a year, huh?

I noticed that too. He’s got to be backed up. Poor fella.

 

[0rion]

I noticed that too. He’s got to be backed up. Poor fella.

That completely went over my head haha. I thought she was talking about beam and coke haha. I'm just not as disturbed as you guys....my mind ain't clean but it's not in your guys league either haha

 

[GrandAdmiral]

Grandmother told me she used to give me beer as a little boy to kill intestinal worms. There's your excuse.

You're welcome...

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

That completely went over my head haha. I thought she was talking about beam and coke haha. I'm just not as disturbed as you guys....

We’re not the ones drinking whiskey and ejaculate