I'm happy to say I have never.... (4 Viewers)

Stuck my tongue to a frozen metal pole.
 
I have never cheated on a girl. Not a girlfriend and especially not my wife. I am very proud of this because I think there are not a lot of people out there that can say this.

I am also proud that I have no credit card debt. I have not used a credit card in almost 2 years and I do not plan on using one ever again.

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I've never cheated on my husband or burnt a meal I was cooking
 
Physically and mentally? :mwink:

Physically - no, never. :worthy:
Mentally - 5th




I've also never intentionally killed a man. I've never been to jail or arrested, never dui'ed, never experimented/tried/distributed any type of illegal drug. :17:
 
I've never died.

That's what that dude on that episode of the Twilight Zone thought too. Until he blew his nose and his nose stayed in the tissue. So, you won't know for sure until you do this and your nose stays on your face. I do this everyday so that I'm sure.
 
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I've never seen Titanic nor an episode of 90210. I would like that printed on my headstone please.

I've also never cheated on Paul's wife.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA


I am happy to say I have never been to a "Professional" Wrestling Match
 

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