Man on deer? (WARNING: Major ickiness inside) (1 Viewer)

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There are not enough E's or W's to convey the "Eeeeeewwwww."


Duluth News Tribune

Prosecution of a Douglas County case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word “animal.”

Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.

http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/ar...OKEN=37466549&jsessionid=88305dff986d471b214b

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The government needs to stay out of our bedrooms! Er.. streets.. err.. oh forget it. Get a room already.

Which is worse? Getting busted with a dead deer or shooting yourself in the left nad? Inkspot might want to rethink the #1 headline about one's self.
 

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Here in Mississippi we just call that a Saturday night.
 

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Now there's a guy all the girls want to date.
 

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[chorus]
I've got does
I've got does, in different area codes (area, area codes..codes)
does, does,dooooes in different area codes (area, area codes..codes)


Now you thought I was just 7-7-0
And 4-0-4, I'm worldwide *****, act like yall don't know
It's the abominabol "doe" man
Globe-trot international post man
Neighbor salt lick man
7-1-8s, 2-0-2's
I send small cities and states I-O-U's
9-0-1, matter fact 3-0-5
I'll jump off the g-4, we can meet outside
So control your hormones and keep your drawers on
'Til I close the door and I'm jumping your bones
3-1-2, 3-1-3, 2-1-5, 8-0-3
Read your hor-oscope and eat some hor-derves
Ten I pump one these does is self serve
7-5-7, 4-1-0, my taxidermist's phone just overloads
 

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Here in Mississippi we just call that a Saturday night.

Driving back from the bar.... the girl you paid for all night went home with some other guy...... you look over and see a deer that was not there when you drove to the bar...... I just hope it was a doe......
 

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If convicted, Hathaway could serve a prison term of up to two years because of a previous conviction. In April 2005, Hathaway pleaded no contest to one felony charge of mistreatment of an animal for the shooting death of Bambrick, a 26-year-old horse, to have sex with the animal.
Suspect this guy will end up in prison on other charges down the road.


His lawyer gets creativity points for quoting Billy Crystal in the motion to dismiss:
As Billy Crystal noted in The Princess Bride (1987), "There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html
 

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But deer don't have any pockets you can search for loose change.

Unless you count that pocket. Ew.
 

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"Yes, deer?"
 

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I doubt it has anything to do with not being able to get a woman. This cat is obviously a few bricks shy of a load. Why cant we cleanse the gene pool instead of putting up with this type of behavior?
 

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Oh.My.God. :no:

This dude apparently didn't get his American Pie lesson.
 

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