People who watch full volume videos on their phone in public (2 Viewers)

[Optimus Prime]

Spock knew how to handle those people

 

[Nisey55]

No lie, about a month ago I was in Subway...a place where you actively have to interact with the person taking your order and this girl (late 20s early 30s) was ahead of me, on the speakerphone w/ a dude...that she wasn't ordering a sandwich for.

Dude: "that sandwich sound like it taste good...you gonna give me a bite"
Her: "Nah...all this is for me"
Dude: "You know you wanna give me a piece"

I wanted to take that GD cellphone and tell this dude to shut his corny arse up. The worst part was she wasn't even cute to for him to be simpin like that. That crap was so damn disrespectful to the 4 people in there (her, me...the 2 Sandwich artists)...which brings me to my next question....do women actually like to talk on the phone narrating their lives to some dude on the other end of the phone?

I would have politely asked her to step aside until she finished her call and then take about 30 minutes to order a plain ham sandwich.
In answer to your question, no. Not all women are this wrapped up in themselves, in general I think us womenfolk spend alot of our lives propping up those around them.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Just had breakfast at McDonald’s where there were at least three people going full blast on their phones

 

[Sun Wukong]

I was at Walmart the other day and some guy was watching Netflix on his phone while shopping and he kept running into people and shelves. People are morons.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Just had breakfast at McDonald’s

would you like me to point out the mistake you made?

 

[antipop]

would you like me to point out the mistake you made?

hold up mang, a freshly made sausage biscuit from McD's is a work of culinary art

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

hold up mang, a freshly made sausage biscuit from McD's is a work of culinary art

i imagine 'freshly' and 'made' and 'sausage' are all terms that would have to be wrestled with

 

[antipop]

i imagine 'freshly' and 'made' and 'sausage' are all terms that would have to be wrestled with

you wanna wrassle?? no hair pulling this time

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

you wanna wrassle??

'wanna' is not the concern, 'able to' is the real question

 

[WhoDatPhan78]

i imagine 'freshly' and 'made' and 'sausage' are all terms that would have to be wrestled with

If you want to prove that none of those things are real, just try adding egg to one of them.

Sausage biscuit, 1.00.

Sausage biscuit with egg, 8.00

Apparently eggs are the only real item on their menu.

It was like this before the great egg crisis of 2023.

 

[Semper]

Happening right now.

This forking loser in McDonalds is eating a forking Happy Meal and watching his phone full volume.

Dude that’s me!







I kid. I have a full head of hair, a beard, I only weigh 200lbs and I don’t eat at McDonald’s. Oh and I am not a douche that listen to their stuff around others.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

If you want to prove that none of those things are real, just try adding egg to one of them.

Sausage biscuit, 1.00.

Sausage biscuit with egg, 8.00

Apparently eggs are the only real item on their menu.

It was like this before the great egg crisis of 2023.

i always think about that when Dasani water costs the same as a coke

 

[Sailorsaint]

i always think about that when Dasani water costs the same as a coke

Whoever thought of selling bottled water was a genius, just like the paperclip person.

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[Optimus Prime]

someone was doing this in line at the store, but if I snatched her phone and chucked it as far as I could I'd be the bad guy