Pickle Ball Scandal (1 Viewer)

[2fya]

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The NOLA Pickle Fest

Pickleball Tournament in New Orleans, Louisiana. Register at PickleballBrackets.com

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Does brees even have enough arm strength to hit the ball over the net?!?!

 

[texasjefe]

I will take the opposite view! What kind of a stupid dork goes and markers up a taxpayer-funded floor, when post-it notes or little document color stickies were the needed resource?

I'll tell you who. It's pickleballers, and if you don't take this growing fever cult head on, then don't @me when they take over your city council with their dystopia, something like the tea party on 10x the steroids and low-t injections.

I've lost friends to the pickleball cult, and have SMH as they have broken ankles, torn knees, and have new public reputations about how they verbally abuse not just their opponents, but also their doubles' partners. And then they heal and rehab so they can get back out there, at 65 years of age. It's a suicide cult I tells ya.

I thnk Mr. Deranged Floor Marker should do a probationary sentence and be fined the cost of a new gym floor install, plus legal fees. Until the new floor is installed, he is BANNED from public pickleball spaces in the jurisdiction.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I will take the opposite view! What kind of a stupid dork goes and markers up a taxpayer-funded floor, when post-it notes or little document color stickies were the needed resource?

I'll tell you who. It's pickleballers, and if you don't take this growing fever cult head on, then don't @me when they take over your city council with their dystopia, something like the tea party on 10x the steroids and low-t injections.

I've lost friends to the pickleball cult, and have SMH as they have broken ankles, torn knees, and have new public reputations about how they verbally abuse not just their opponents, but also their doubles' partners. And then they heal and rehab so they can get back out there, at 65 years of age. It's a suicide cult I tells ya.

I thnk Mr. Deranged Floor Marker should do a probationary sentence and be fined the cost of a new gym floor install, plus legal fees. Until the new floor is installed, he is BANNED from public pickleball spaces in the jurisdiction.

I think you’re implying that if civic activists can’t turn all public space into dog parks they switch to pickleball courts?!?

 

[texasjefe]

Dogpark land gobblers are just hyper dog-lovers, and I'm ok with them as long as I see a baggie of Champ's doo hanging from their beltloop.

But pickleballers - they are a dangerous, emergent cult. Don't @me when they snag their Saudi billions in sponsorship.

 

[Dago]

Do you even pickleball, bro?!?

I play with my pickleball set every day

 

[LA_Steve]

Permanent markers aren't permanent especially on a sealed surface. If it was raw wood maybe.

 

[Eeyore]

NOLA pickle fest? During pride month?
I hope you stretched

 

[sonicboom]

When I was a kid, I had a pickle ball court in my backyard, probably the only one in the neighborhood. I will always see the game as a back yard game like croquet, when people play it as a competitive sport, it's funny to me.

Que competitive jumping over the lawn sprinkler...

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

When I was a kid, I had a pickle ball court in my backyard, probably the only one in the neighborhood. I will always see the game as a back yard game like croquet, when people play it as a competitive sport, it's funny to me.

Que competitive jumping over the lawn sprinkler...

Why do you hate ESPN the Ocho and fun??

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[Optimus Prime]

NSFW - 1 f bomb

 

[SWJJ]

NSFW - 1 f bomb

dude should be arrested for assault.

And banned from pickleball.

 

[sonicboom]

 

[superchuck500]

dude should be arrested for assault.

And banned from pickleball.

But also anyone getting all gorilla over pickleball has serious issues

 

[SystemShock]

Sounds like quite the dill-emma…