Sting ray on personal mission to take back the seas (1 Viewer)

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a very specific eye-witness account:

A large ray jumped out of the water and collided with the victim and somehow the barb penetrated some part of her body, which caused her to fall back and hit her head on some portion of the vessel.
 

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Too soon?
 

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I for one welcome our barb yielding, winged overloards.
 

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Not yet.
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I wonder how the swimming with the Stingrays excursion is doing in The Cayman Islands?
 

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If you absolutely had to die from some form of sea life creature then stingray would have to be pretty high up on the list. My uncle died chocking on a piece of flounder. You think he wouldn’t have traded that in for the chance to get taken out mano e mano with a Great White? As far as I can tell the list for “Cool Sea Life to Die By” is as follows:

1) Shark (preferably Great White)
2) Eel (preferably Electric)
3) Whale (preferably Killer)
4) Stingray (preferably the exact same one that killed Steve Irwin)
5) Octopus
6) Barracuda
7) Marlin
8) Sea lion

… 9,999) Jelly Fish
… 10,000) Flounder
 

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