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[Zack Lee]

with that sense of humor, they could go national distribution on this. They could feed people all the funny shirt they want and those folks would be no worse off than they are with any of the major news outlets.

The Buzz of The Uranus Examiner and how you can get a copy…. – Uranus Missouri

 

[Optimus Prime]

that was short lived
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URANUS, Mo. (AP) — The Uranus Examiner, a small Missouri newspaper whose name inspired chuckles and groans when it launched a few months ago, is closing.

The paper’s editors announced the end of publication Friday, after publishing just five editions since September...………...

https://apnews.com/b7270beac210426282e27a530dc8c43e

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

that was short lived
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URANUS, Mo. (AP) — The Uranus Examiner, a small Missouri newspaper whose name inspired chuckles and groans when it launched a few months ago, is closing.

The paper’s editors announced the end of publication Friday, after publishing just five editions since September...………...

https://apnews.com/b7270beac210426282e27a530dc8c43e

probably too many leaks

 

[0rion]

Who launches a newspaper in 2018? Probably had about the same chance at success launching a steam engine repair shop.

 

[Optimus Prime]

New York Times: All the news that’s fit to print

Washington Post: Democracy dies in darkness

Chicago Tribune: The World’s Greatest Newspaper

USA Today: We deliver news, not noise

Uranus Examiner: The Straight Poop

It was right there for the taking

They might have survived with that tagline

Urban Dictionary: straight poop

the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie similar to "straight dope"

www.urbandictionary.com