Things to Do While Sober (9 Viewers)

[TheRealJRad]

the same things you did when you drank. Bars are the most fun ever when you are sober. Concerts too.

Drunk people are hilarious

If you like beer - try Athletic N/A's they are fantastic.

Their IPA is only 45 calories too

ETA- I just passed 14 years sober in March

After the first time I attended an event where I didn’t drink, my first question to my friend was “is it that jarring for everyone the first time they see how annoying drunk people can be?”

I only have the one time though and it was more of a work event

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Can’t believe CCS hasn’t recommended training service animals

It’s too big of a commitment. Zeetes isn’t ready for that.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

It’s too big of a commitment. Zeetes isn’t ready for that.

Even service gerbils?

 

[antipop]

You could sit on Widge’s shoulders, don a trench coat and sneak into an R rated movie

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Even service gerbils?

The only animals recognized by the ADA as service animals are dogs & mini horses. If Zeetes had a “service” gerbil, I’d probably call the police on him.

 

[St. Widge]

isn't bridge for old people like gmr?

Hey, gmr understands Kendrick Lamar, you should be so young as him.

 

[St. Widge]

The only animals recognized by the ADA as service animals are dogs & mini horses. If Zeetes had a “service” gerbil, I’d probably call the police on him.

Mini horses are out. Too tall for him.

 

[Madmarsha]

Things to do while sober ....


..... start drinking.


Fudge. @Buickman beat me to it.

 

[Devildog]

Even if I stop drinking a lot, I still drink when my wife and I go out or to a party because I'm kind of a socially awkward person and it loosens me up. That, and I was in the Marines.

I'll give an example; there's been more than a few times where I was flying and the gate agent said "have a nice flight" to which I would respond, "you too! Uh, you know, if you were, uh, you know, flying somewhere heh." *Awkward stare*

When I drink, it's finger gun city baby.

 

[Madmarsha]

After the first time I attended an event where I didn’t drink, my first question to my friend was “is it that jarring for everyone the first time they see how annoying drunk people can be?”

Imagine how annoying it is to be sober around the drunk people you found annoying when YOU were drunk.