N/S Woman plans to celebrate her 105th birthday by watching football and drinking Fireball (1 Viewer)

If you weren't already pulling against the Vikings, then you must be visiting from a different fanbase.
Meh, whatever. In 2018, we spotted them a bunch of points, made a comeback, then Marcus Williams made a mistake and they won. Back in 2009, we beat them in one of the most entertaining Saints games ever and then went to win the Superbowl.

So whatever. It's been a good occasional rivalry here and there, but I don't have any particular hatred towards them.
 
The story's around here somewhere. But it was a girl's beach weekend and the smoking area at the place we were staying was up a flight of stairs to the covering of the patio area below, hence "roof". Someone brought Fireball and I thought it'd be a good idea to drink a lot of it. Later that night, I had gotten separated and went to look for everybody thinking they might be hanging out smoking on the roof. They were not. I sat down on one of the chairs up there. The next thing I remember is the sunrise and I'm still in the chair. It was not one of my finer moments.
We've all been there.
 
The story's around here somewhere. But it was a girl's beach weekend and the smoking area at the place we were staying was up a flight of stairs to the covering of the patio area below, hence "roof". Someone brought Fireball and I thought it'd be a good idea to drink a lot of it. Later that night, I had gotten separated and went to look for everybody thinking they might be hanging out smoking on the roof. They were not. I sat down on one of the chairs up there. The next thing I remember is the sunrise and I'm still in the chair. It was not one of my finer moments.
Don't be so hard on yourself, it was a perfectly fine moment.

Key points:
-You were sitting in a chair, could have been passed out face down in a toilet
- The sun did rise that day
- You woke up, as opposed to well, dead.
- Final and most impressive point - you didn't fall off the roof.
 

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