Breaking News: by Quantum Entanglement and Multiverse, Saints go to 6-1!!! (1 Viewer)

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Ok Who Dats. This may seem a little, or a lot weird, As Einstein called this ("Spooky Science", But I had to access the Quantum domain to figure out the winner of this week's Saints-Bears game. How do you think one of the worst pro football betters of all time could nail the Saints 4-times in a row with a backup QB and a lethal schedule. So the truth is out!!!

When an NFL team loses one of the top 3 QBs of all time and full use (maybe even lose all use) of the best current running back in the NFL, and throw in the loss of one of the top young CBs in the league, and on top of that has to go play on the road in Soldiers field against a defense accused of being bionic at times, the odds don't look good for the Saints.

But the Runestones, Gris Gris, and Drago's Dave's the Lawn Guy's insights were foretelling a victory. I had to go deeper. So I went to my Quantum Entanglement Reality Projection computer to get the final answer. Of course, that took me to the Multiverse where things started getting weird. Quantum mechanics are pretty weird. This game looks really weird and bizarre, but the Saints win by over a TD.

In the Quantum visualization of the Multiverse, I saw weird things like AK being 12 years old but healthy. Demario Davis looked like Clay Mathews and Coach Payton looked kinda like the Steelers Coach Tomlin. Teddy was bald, Davenport was 11 feet tall and Swimmer is the backup QB. It's all weird, but the Quantum field is as real as us Who Dat fans.

And then there are a handful of other Saints positives, like the best coaching of a future HOF coach, a team of elite athletes throughout the lineup with few weaknesses, a team of destiny that believes the SB is theirs this year, the best young and brutal defense in the league and a team that is playing their hearts out to honor one of the greatest football leaders of all time, Drew Brees. At the end of the day, the Saints appear to be the better team in nearly all important areas including infinite universes

Forget how bizarre a Saints victory in the Quantum Multiverse looks like (hey many of us Who Dats have had a lot of experience viewing games pretty toasted on multiple sources - lol), but the Saints are going 6-1.

Btw: I couldn't resist being the 1st to try and introduce Quantum Mechanics and Multiverse to conversations on Saints Report. The conversations should get quite interesting - lmao.

Edit: Kidding and fun aside for a minute, I thought this was one of the mentally toughest teams I've seen in a long time. These Saints, imho, are like the Pats in that they expect to win every game. That's what I was betting on in predicting the wins over Seattle and the Cowgirls, then the other 2. When Brees returns, I think running the table is a real possibility. This team is very special and with a healthy Brees, I think the best team to ever where Black and Gold! But predicting 4 winners in a row, I know the odds of that are very remote. That's why bookies count their money when anybody bets a 4-team parlay. I still think this is a team of destiny. I think Coach Payton has a long memory and still wants revenge from the NFCCG stomping hy the Bears. I just think this is a statement game this team is ready to announce to the entire NFL this weekend, especially the Defense and SPecial Teams. Who Dat!

Who Dat All!
 
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You're really jumping the... Bear if I'm being completely honest. All your science is no match for Chicago Defense unless you're summoning black holes on to the field. Their defense is gonna put up a fight.
 
You just knew at some point quantum mechanics would enter into it. Sometimes it seems like I'm living in some alternate reality where the Saints win games with hard nosed defense and special teams. We're 5-1 without Drew Brees. Lol, it just doesn't make any sense but I'll ride this wave wherever it takes me.

Swimmer you haven't steered me wrong yet so I'm gonna trust you on this deal. You've gone beyond rock star status. You've reached icon status with 4 straight correct predictions. I'm not sure what comes after icon status but if you make it 5 in a row, you can be whatever you want.
 
I may be in the minority, but I'm not scared of the Bears. They have a 3-2 record, with 2 of those wins against a 1-5 and 2-4 team. Those two teams also have the 28th and 25th ranked offense, respectively. The only decent team the Bears have beaten is Minnesota, that even though have a decent record, have gone against below average teams.

Don't get me wrong, this will be no cake walk, as we are on the road yet again with Teddy at QB, and probably missing Kamara. I just don't feel as this team will be any more of a challenge than those we have already beaten. Kamara was hobbled and basically a non-factor against the Jags, yet we still won. This will be similar to the last few games I predict, a defensive slugfest, and we seem to be handling these type games very well. While I don't think we will whoop up on the Bears, I think it's very likely we squeak out another hard-earned W.
 
Hey Dan_in_L!!! I was afraid starting a conversation about quantum mechanics on SR may cause you mods some grief. Glad to see you approved - lol

In all seriousness - I just think this Saints team is superior to the Bears even in a grindout game. It used to be our Brees led offense that scares other teams. Now it's our amazing defensive Front 4.
 
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Tell me Swimmer... Where was B-Train in this vision of yours?

EDIT - And also Lawn Guy Dave, if you were able to get a glimpse
 

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