Punches in New York? (1 Viewer)

[Nisey55]

so, chuck is a shark

Who is on his way to NYC to savor the satisfaction and enjoyment of getting punched in the face.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

til that 2-3 of you are really bad at probability/risk assessment

 

[Madmarsha]

til that 2-3 of you are really bad at probability/risk assessment

I learned that some people don't value their face or their appendages.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I learned that some people don't value their face or their appendages.

One of the hardest lessons to teach/learn in dance is how to fall
And I’ve realized the major stumbling block is that people make bad (self defeating ) anatomical choices in the hope of protecting their face
If someone is falling forward, their instinct is to use their arms to break their fall - that puts digits, wrists, elbows, shoulders (even knees) in an unnecessarily compromised position
The sensible thing to do is tuck the arm and roll into the fall - if anything gets impacted, it’s the back meat

What I’m saying is that a learned anxiety about protecting the face can lead to some bad choices

 

[zeetes]

One of the hardest lessons to teach/learn in dance is how to fall
And I’ve realized the major stumbling block is that people make bad (self defeating ) anatomical choices in the hope of protecting their face
If someone is falling forward, their instinct is to use their arms to break their fall - that puts digits, wrists, elbows, shoulders (even knees) in an unnecessarily compromised position
The sensible thing to do is tuck the arm and roll into the fall - if anything gets impacted, it’s the back meat

What I’m saying is that a learned anxiety about protecting the face can lead to some bad choices

not sure what kind of bs you're trying to sell there fella, but i fall effortlessly. i literally don't even try. *plop* i have the facial scars and crowns to prove it.

 

[sonicboom]

 

[kcirdor]

Holly Beach.. has turds floating in the water.... now probability says you won't see a turd or even come near one.... but are you getting in that water?


"then the big brown shark came"



edit: it's way funnier with the entire bit... NSFW.

 

[2009ring]

My uncle that lives there is pushing 90. I figured a trip to NYC is imminent .... if I should choose to attend his funeral. Plus I USED to love going to New York. But I kinda got over that.

i used to enjoy going to New York until I commuted there every day.

Now I couldn't be happier to be away from all of it.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

not sure what kind of bs you're trying to sell there fella, but i fall effortlessly. i literally don't even try. *plop* i have the facial scars and crowns to prove it.

Only zeetes can do zeetes things - the rest have to be taught

 

[brandon8283]

My chances of being bitten by a shark are small if I enter a body of water where they may be; but they are zero if I don't. Fact

But on land you have a non-zero chance of being mauled by a grizzly bear.

 

[Madmarsha]

But on land you have a non-zero chance of being mauled by a grizzly bear.

Also zombies.

 

[SystemShock]

 

[SystemShock]

My chances of being bitten by a shark are small if I enter a body of water where they may be; but they are zero if I don't. Fact

There was that case of a person who had a great white head mounted on the wall, and someone slammed the door...

 

[Madmarsha]

There was that case of a person who had a great white head mounted on the wall, and someone slammed the door...

At first I thought you were talking about land sharks.