100 worse songs than We Built This City (1 Viewer)

[antipop]

Relax...yeah.

I like the Bloodhound Gang version more than the original

 

[Cage1]

ANOTHER great dance song
I’m becoming concerned with how much time y’all spent alone in your beanbag chairs listening to great guitarists

I can't see any point to dancing besides getting ****** , but I'm married so that's no longer an option.

 

[DaveXA]

I like the Bloodhound Gang version more than the original

Haven't heard that one. Will check it out.

 

[antipop]

Haven't heard that one. Will check it out.

i'd post it here but it has a lot of no-no words

 

[tomwaits]

In an effort not to offend Guido, I hereby change my nomination to Foreigner's "Juke Box Hero."

1st of all that song is great.
2nd, offending Guido is also not a bad decision (EDIT: but it is difficult to offend him)

 

[not2rich]

1st of all that song is great.
2nd, offending Guido is also not a bad decision

1st, have you tried dancing to it?
2nd, there is no record of anyone, anywhere, actually being inspired to become a rock guitar god by that song.

 

[Doug B]

You got the looks I got the brains let’s make some money -pet shop boys

Titled "Opportunities". And the Pet Shop Boys can do no wrong.

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Sheesh -- from these these last few pages, I could arrange a pretty nice playlist for myself.

EDIT: What the what? "Juke Box Hero" too?!?

 

[not2rich]

Titled "Opportunities". And the Pet Shop Boys can do no wrong.

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Sheesh -- from these these last few pages, I could arrange a pretty nice playlist for myself.

EDIT: What the what? "Juke Box Hero" too?!?

I interpret the challenge as being songs that had some significant degree of mainstream popularity (i.e., "everything by ICP" doesn't qualify), so songs some people think are terrible are going to be beloved by others. Musical taste is highly subjective.

That said, I'll admit the "Juke Box Hero" post was a bit tongue-in-cheek - I mean top 100 worst? Probably not. I personally just don't like it, though.

 

[zeetes]

the lyrics make no sense.

It's early morning, the sun comes out
Last night was shaking and pretty loud
My cat is purring, it scratches my skin
So what is wrong with another sin?
The birch is hungry, she needs to tell
So give her inches and feed her well
More days to come, new places to go
I've got to leave, it's time for a show
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
My body is burning, it starts to shout
Desire is coming, it breaks out loud
Lust is in cages 'til storm breaks loose
Just have to make it with someone I choose
The night is calling, I have to go
The wolf is hungry, he runs the show
He's licking his lips, he's ready to win
On the hunt tonight for love at first sting
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
(Are you ready, baby?)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Rock you like a hurricane
It's early morning, the sun comes out
Last night was shaking and pretty loud
My cat is purring, it scratched my skin
So what is wrong with another sin?
The night is calling, I have to go
The wolf is hungry, he runs the show
He's licking his lips, he's ready to win
On the hunt tonight for love at first sting
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
(Are you ready, baby?)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
(Come on, come on, come on, come on)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Well I can't dance worth a ****, so.....

Not with that attitude

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I can't see any point to dancing besides getting ****** , but I'm married so that's no longer an option.

Have you tried dancing?

 

[Cage1]

Have you tried dancing?

Not since I was actively trying to get new tail. So over a decade?

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Not since I was actively trying to get new tail. So over a decade?

Let the record show that you are now *passively* trying to get new tail…. Got it.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Let the record show that you are now *passively* trying to get new tail…. Got it.

And he’s not dancing
The math maths itself

 

[saintmdterps]

ANOTHER great dance song
I’m becoming concerned with how much time y’all spent alone in your beanbag chairs listening to great guitarists

Not beanbag chairs, papasans