90% of Americans believe at least one conspiracy theory (2 Viewers)

[Sailorsaint]

Young Earth creationists.

Here's an actual photograph of baby dinosaurs in Noah's ark

That's allowed because of religion, but our history books have to be scrubbed of the last 250 years.

 

[Sailorsaint]

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[rail]

I'm convinced there are little goblin-people in my dryer. 9 times out of 10, my button down shirts come out of there with the right sleeve inside out. It's a conspiracy to fork with me.

I guess I'm now one of the 90%.

 

[Eeyore]

You know that this dude went to Florida and went HAM on every dude he saw and needed an excuse after he got caught.

'Gay beam machine': Right-wing pastor makes startling claim about airport scanners

A Christian nationalist pastor made a startling claim about scanners used at airports to detect weapons and other potential threats.Andrew Isker, who co-hosts with C. Jay Engel what he calls "the number one Christian nationalist podcast in the world," shared his unconventional and homophobic...

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[Sailorsaint]

Whoever wrote the code for this simulation needs to stop with the updates! This is getting out of hand!

 

[Paul]

I'm convinced there are little goblin-people in my dryer. 9 times out of 10, my button down shirts come out of there with the right sleeve inside out. It's a conspiracy to fork with me.

I guess I'm now one of the 90%.

The Sock Monster of the Dryer is real.

 

[Eeyore]

Whoever wrote the code for this simulation needs to stop with the updates! This is getting out of hand!

It's not even that complicated. I'm having a weird dream and you're all characters in it.

 

[Paul]

It's not even that complicated. I'm having a weird dream and you're all characters in it.

Please tell me that I’m wearing a top hat, pancake bra and a cape in your dream.

 

[bigdaddysaints]

Whoever wrote the code for this simulation needs to stop with the updates! This is getting out of hand!

Yall need to watch Black Mirror Season 7 Ep 2, Bête Noire..

 

[Eeyore]

Please tell me that I’m wearing a top hat, pancake bra and a cape in your dream.

And a kilt made out of corn dogs.

 

[Paul]

And a kilt made out of corn dogs.

Feast yer eyes!