All I Want for Christmas Contest 2023! (7 Viewers)

[Optimus Prime]

Guess we’ll need a 2024 thread soon

 

[Bleu Raeder]

Nope

 

[saintmdterps]

Silence foul temptress!!!

 

[Paul]

So, my wife and I were settling on the couch to watch a horror movie this past Halloween night and you know how your streaming service will advertise upcoming shows and events? Well, one such ad was Mariah Carey’s video of “All I Want For Christmas” and while I know our contest here doesn’t start until 12/1, it made me realize that there is nowhere to run, hide, or escape this song, except for death. And knowing my family, it will somehow be worked into my funeral procession.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

That “song” will haunt us all; long beyond our funeral processions.

 

[livefromDC]

Let's go!

 

[whodatbe]

I've been all over South Korea these past 2 weeks and this song has followed me.....

 

[Nisey55]

I've been all over South Korea these past 2 weeks and this song has followed me.....

It doesn't matter where you go, there is no escape.

 

[livefromDC]

It doesn't matter where you go, there is no escape.

You don't escape it. You embrace it.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

More like you succumb to it and just “embrace the suck”

 

[HoustonSaint68]

You don't escape it. You embrace it.

You know, that kind of talk might have been acceptable 20 years ago, but don’t you think it’s time you evolved a bit??

Neanderthal.

 

[livefromDC]

You know, that kind of talk might have been acceptable 20 years ago, but don’t you think it’s time you evolved a bit??

Neanderthal.

Ummm, old timer, you're going to have to help me out there. What are you talking about?

 

[HoustonSaint68]

Ummm, old timer, you're going to have to help me out there. What are you talking about?

Bad joke. Shades of "lay back and enjoy it".

 

[livefromDC]

Bad joke. Shades of "lay back and enjoy it".

Here I was thinking you were somehow referencing the Geico caveman commercials which, by the way, debuted in 2004. After that quick Google search, I was trying to figure out the connection and came up blank. Google also says you have to go back to 1944 to find the right audience for those lost lyrics to "Baby, it's Cold Outside".

 

[Madmarsha]

I didn't catch the last bump of this. So now that I've seen this bump, I know I'm gonna hear this soon. Maybe even tonight.

I hate this thread.