All I Want for Christmas Contest 2024! (2 Viewers)

The reaper is carving up millions at the beginning of the Broncos at Rams game.
The contest was over at midnight last night but it would've been a bloodbath.
 
Hello all! Perhaps you noticed I was missing the last couple days. Rumor has it that Xfinity (aka Comcast) tried to do a system update for customers in parts of the Atlanta metro area, specifically Dunwoody where I live, and it failed miserably. Others think that the lines froze (is that a thing for fiber cables?). At any rate, I, along with several thousand others, didn't have cable and internet for most of Christmas Eve and all day Christmas. Someone wanted to see me cross the finish the line...



....but it wasn't to be. Around 8pm last night, I ventured onto tiktok having tired of the house full of relatives we were hosting. A few tiktoks in, I run across a DJ who delights in catching the crowd off guard apparently. The caption read "things you notice as a DJ". My guard was down as I wondered, "what does he notice? Whats going to happen?" I died Christmas night looking at tiktok. While my family made merry around in the background, I collapsed and died on the couch. No one even realized what had happened.

 
Hello all! Perhaps you noticed I was missing the last couple days. Rumor has it that Xfinity (aka Comcast) tried to do a system update for customers in parts of the Atlanta metro area, specifically Dunwoody where I live, and it failed miserably. Others think that the lines froze (is that a thing for fiber cables?). At any rate, I, along with several thousand others, didn't have cable and internet for most of Christmas Eve and all day Christmas. Someone wanted to see me cross the finish the line...

The fibers don't freeze, but the light inside the fibers freezes and expands and can cause them to break.
 
You're not dead if it was last night. Her lethal powers wane with the arrival of Christmas Day (i.e. "The game starts on December 1st at 6 AM and runs through midnight on December 24th.").

So I made it? YES!

The fibers don't freeze, but the light inside the fibers freezes and expands and can cause them to break.

Wait, what? For real?
 

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