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[zeetes]

VIDEO: Man drove golf cart through Walmart, hit shoppers, deputies say

GIBSONTON — A 56-year-old man charged his golf cart through a Walmart on Thursday, terrorizing shoppers before he crashed into a cash register, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.

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that was....forking awesome!

 

[Madmarsha]

VIDEO: Man drove golf cart through Walmart, hit shoppers, deputies say

GIBSONTON — A 56-year-old man charged his golf cart through a Walmart on Thursday, terrorizing shoppers before he crashed into a cash register, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.

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I always WANT to do that.

 

[Bill]

I always WANT to do that.

Alright already!... I’ll get you a golf cart to play with!

 

[Madmarsha]

Alright already!... I’ll get you a golf cart to play with!

Don't toy with me, man.

 

[sonicboom]

This is a better representation of the South/Florida. Hard working, beer drinking, and going to Church on Sundays. Well, at least in my experience.

 

[Brad Mojo]

First date ends with man fleeing traffic stop, Flagler County deputies say

The woman became an unwilling participant fleeing Flagler County law enforcement when her date decided he wouldn't stop.

www.clickorlando.com

 

[Dago]

VIDEO: Man drove golf cart through Walmart, hit shoppers, deputies say

GIBSONTON — A 56-year-old man charged his golf cart through a Walmart on Thursday, terrorizing shoppers before he crashed into a cash register, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.

www.tampabay.com

I really don't see the problem. Maybe he is disabled and didn't want to use one of their slow arse scooters

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I really don't see the problem. Maybe he is disabled and didn't want to use one of their slow arse scooters

And the terrorizing part?

 

[Dago]

And the terrorizing part?

I find old drivers to be terrorizing anyway

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I find old drivers to be terrorizing anyway

I never understood why old people drive so slow being that they're old, they could drop dead at any moment so I would think they would have more of a sense of urgency.

 

[zeetes]

I never understood why old people drive so slow being that they're old, they could drop dead at any moment so I would think they would have more of a sense of urgency.

no sheet. i'd be pedal to the metal.

 

[Madmarsha]

First date ends with man fleeing traffic stop, Flagler County deputies say

The woman became an unwilling participant fleeing Flagler County law enforcement when her date decided he wouldn't stop.

www.clickorlando.com

Wrong headline. They mean "last date"

 

[Krodwhodat]

The 40 Most Outrageous Things That Have Happened In Florida In 2019 So Far — BuzzFeed

This list contains multiple accounts of people licking doorknobs...for hours.

apple.news

 

[zeetes]

The 40 Most Outrageous Things That Have Happened In Florida In 2019 So Far — BuzzFeed

This list contains multiple accounts of people licking doorknobs...for hours.

apple.news

quite a few i had not seen before; way to go ee florida detectives.

i laughed my arse off. my dogs are still looking at me funny.

 

[Optimus Prime]

How I wish there was video of this
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DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Police say they’ve arrested a Florida man who’s accused of threatening his neighbors with nunchucks and bug spray before cutting his own head when he accidently hit himself with the weapon..........

Florida man arrested for threatening others with nunchucks

Police in Florida arrested a man they say threatened his neighbors with nunchucks and bug spray before accidently hitting himself in the head with the weapon.

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